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dansimons

  1. Dynamic calories equals my jam.
  2. She will. she's schwill,ugh.....
  3. I wasn't lying, she isn't real, she sucks.
  4. Stake, i mean shake, no, drake. Stop fucking with my life. seriously. I hate you.
  5. @WWE tony is definitely underrated and under appreciated. I miss his emotional calls and passion.
  6. I'm no different than a bug. I'm just fortunate to be a lot bigger than one.
  7. @LomaxxUgh @JamesCreighton love makes the world go round. Be happy for your friend and be happy to be with someone you love!
  8. Love isn't about happiness or joy, it's built on sexual attraction.
  9. Life is good when the world keeps spinning.
  10. Drake is on and I want to hang myself.
  11. Don't let me down. Too late.
  12. Some people never change!
  13. Tonight we ride! No more marathon, just a drink-a-thon.
  14. @Buster_ESPN What's the status of Brandon Webb? Is he still under contract to Texas?
  15. I'm not Waldo!
  16. My horse won!
  17. @JoeandEvan first base is deeper than second base. Pull that trigger.
  18. Up all night, sleep all day. Last day of class tomorrow and i'm up writing papers, thinking about my presentation and California.
  19. I love iris
  20. @ZooeyDeschanel Please cover George Michael's Kissing A Fool.