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  1. My professor's freudian slip overshadows any lesson he provided. I blame his mom.
  2. I've got a legal issue I've never heard of today. Should be fun.
  3. Sorry he missed the KOI fusion truck on Sunday, goin to PSU to get some nae-il.
  4. Heard there was a Korean-Mexican fusion truck around town. Must eat. Kimchi + Tacos = Yum.
  5. @KOifusionpdx Where will you be today? (May 30th)?
  6. Excuse me while I high five everything.
  7. I'm moving downtown!
  8. Mondays don't seem so bad when you only have one class.
  9. So I've got a job, but don't have a job, and all because I had a job but now don't have a job. I need a job even though I have a job.
  10. I'm in Yachats! Guess how to pronounce that Dave! Think you're so cool, getting engaged and shit. You suck. I'm so ahead.
  11. I'm not in the mood to show you my torts, but I just suppose I will have to.
  12. Tits or GTFO.
  13. Give us this day our garlic bread and lead us not into vegetarianism but deliver us some pizza.
  14. Laaaaawdamercy…
  15. I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.
  16. Hey! Did you know that the earth is just a spaceship? Happy Spaceship day!
  17. I have two interviews today. And I have my daddy's suit. No fear.
  18. I've decided to chill out tonight. No law shit. First time in forever. Like Cybil Shephard, "I'm worth it."
  19. Is wanting to watch baseball, but is stuck at the library.
  20. Careful! I bite. Hard. Softly for a price. Angrily for a cause. Happily for sex.