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danpinto

  1. Can we be bros?
  2. Waiting in line for a cheap @BKBoulders pass. #worthit
  3. The Queen should revoke Sir Mix-a-lot's knighthood for "Put 'Em on the Glass."
  4. @coldmilk I just assume every conversation with you eventually becomes about MIB
  5. @coldmilk How did this become a conversation about Men in Black?
  6. @coldmilk As a guy who didn't like either of the first two, I have little hope for this one and wont see it until its out on DVD.
  7. When it comes to what you want to share on the internet, I am completely un-pinterested.
  8. @coldmilk I don't see how she could fit at all. Looks like they're just shoehorning her into the film.
  9. Sorry Dark Knight Rises, no matter how hard you try, Catwoman just looks stupid.
  10. @gordonmack Just passed by the MLB Fan Cave. Your sign wasn't very convincing.
  11. "How many jelly beans are in this jar?" Not enough.
  12. gotta go with the smooch
  13. Straight Garfielding this lasgna.
  14. I've been to heaven and it's called DiFara's.
  15. Baller Greens
  16. Got to play with not one but two corgi dachshund mixes. AND one is named Tupac!
  17. I was just called the "perfect blood donor" by one of the nurses here. Something else to put on the resume?
  18. @coldmilk That's my standard pick up line at the bar.
  19. Sorry guys, I have to go. My 100 free hours from AOL are about to run out.
  20. If I buy the stock, will someone on facebook finally "poke" me? #pokeless