danoliver
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This is like an episode of The Apprentice
12:59 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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@ I can't stop laughing at the mental image your tweet left in my head. Thanks for that! I need a laugh at the moment :)
12:58 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
in reply to howzyat
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Don't serve the fucking cake!
12:53 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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Nicolas Cage is turning on our Xmas lights tonight. (Well, not mine, but those in Bath.) I'm sure it's usually someone like Sue Pollard!
3:35 AM Nov 26th
from TweetDeck
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People don't seem to pitch feature ideas anymore. Sad really.
6:41 AM Nov 25th
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I now use my wife's Facebook status as a terror alert. Sleeping = green. Happily playing = yellow. They're screaming the house down = red.
6:30 AM Nov 25th
from TweetDeck
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@ Come on! It's my personal Twitter account. Don't censor me, Peter ;)
4:19 AM Nov 25th
from TweetDeck
in reply to peterolding
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Saw the new crossing on Oxford Circus for the first time yesterday. Fucking insane!
2:40 AM Nov 25th
from TweetDeck
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Nightmare night with the wee man. I wish babies could make the connection between being tired and going to sleep.
12:17 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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U2 headlining Glastonbury: you bring the tickets, I'll bring the bottles of piss.
2:39 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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My wife's knowledge of 'locked in' syndrome was really impressive. The source of her prior knowledge: 'Scrubs'!
2:22 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ Amazing ... and bloody terrifying!
2:01 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to DickieArmour
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@ If it's for HD, the better the pic the smaller the screen feels (which won't make sense) :D
1:50 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to foamcow
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@ Dunno where you plan to have your TV, but make sure you check viewing distances. Also, I'd recommend 'at least' 37" :)
1:48 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to foamcow
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Hey, I'm a Celebrity peeps: please get this twat off my TV. Kthxbye!
1:44 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Right! Finished my movie previews. Time for a quick wine before bed, and then London tomorrow. Very excited! :D (Can't say why, though!)
1:30 PM Nov 23rd
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@ RE 2012. It was rubbish on all levels. My wife loves disaster movies, and even she thought it was a bag of shite.
3:31 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to TommyFlisher
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Our awards have arrived for our big bash next week. These things could kill a man!
3:30 AM Nov 23rd
from TweetDeck
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@ No, no. It's completely my fault. I always just assume that people can read ;-p
9:42 AM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
in reply to RobertMills
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@ Oh dear. It's a Christmas classic. If you can't be bothered with the book:
9:33 AM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
in reply to RobertMills
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