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  1. This is like an episode of The Apprentice #therestaurant
  2. @howzyat I can't stop laughing at the mental image your tweet left in my head. Thanks for that! I need a laugh at the moment :)
  3. Don't serve the fucking cake!
  4. Nicolas Cage is turning on our Xmas lights tonight. (Well, not mine, but those in Bath.) I'm sure it's usually someone like Sue Pollard!
  5. People don't seem to pitch feature ideas anymore. Sad really.
  6. I now use my wife's Facebook status as a terror alert. Sleeping = green. Happily playing = yellow. They're screaming the house down = red.
  7. @peterolding Come on! It's my personal Twitter account. Don't censor me, Peter ;)
  8. Saw the new crossing on Oxford Circus for the first time yesterday. Fucking insane! http://bit.ly/8p4nEe
  9. Nightmare night with the wee man. I wish babies could make the connection between being tired and going to sleep.
  10. U2 headlining Glastonbury: you bring the tickets, I'll bring the bottles of piss.
  11. My wife's knowledge of 'locked in' syndrome was really impressive. The source of her prior knowledge: 'Scrubs'!
  12. @DickieArmour Amazing ... and bloody terrifying!
  13. @foamcow If it's for HD, the better the pic the smaller the screen feels (which won't make sense) :D
  14. @foamcow Dunno where you plan to have your TV, but make sure you check viewing distances. Also, I'd recommend 'at least' 37" :)
  15. Hey, I'm a Celebrity peeps: please get this twat off my TV. Kthxbye!
  16. Right! Finished my movie previews. Time for a quick wine before bed, and then London tomorrow. Very excited! :D (Can't say why, though!)
  17. @TommyFlisher RE 2012. It was rubbish on all levels. My wife loves disaster movies, and even she thought it was a bag of shite.
  18. Our awards have arrived for our big bash next week. These things could kill a man! #netawards
  19. @RobertMills No, no. It's completely my fault. I always just assume that people can read ;-p
  20. @RobertMills Oh dear. It's a Christmas classic. If you can't be bothered with the book: http://bit.ly/8l7n8Q