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Oh for God's sake, Channel 4, Sky - STOP SHOWING SERIES 1-2 OF THE SIMPSONS. THEY'RE REALLY DATED, AND NO LONGER FUNNY.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Fairly convinced the current Toys R Us advert for Gator Golf invites the player to "hit the ball bag." Sounds entirely unpleasant.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
RT @CherylKerl: Ah think these rumaz boat the lads bein a bit 'leik ye kna' is bein put roond by Danii te get Stacey the Dailee Mail veurt.about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
Crikey, so now Granada has stopped analogue broadcasting. NO MORE ANALOGUE. Apart from Central, which I can get just fine, thanks.10:50 PM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
Q: why are quilts generally made to be square? I want one MUCH longer than wide so as I can wrap myself in it without getting cold feet.10:48 PM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
Got me one of those Advent Colanders. Not sure why they're so popular; took it out of the wrapper and all the chocs fell out the bottom.12:55 PM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
DENTAL PLAN. Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN..... A couple of tremendous Simpsons on C4/Sky tonight.11:16 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie