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dannysux

  1. This pretty much sums up Cosmopolitan magazine for me. lockerz.com/s/214268126
  2. Setting the scene: older dude in a Goo Goo Dolls t-shirt.
  3. @starwarsmodern It sounds like pinterest infected you with a spambot.
  4. Nobody has swagger like my friend with M.S.
  5. @scottycrowe My brother once handed 5 beers out of our car window to a panhandler in L.A. The guy dropped his sign and ran up the on ramp.
  6. @scottycrowe What did you do with them?
  7. @natemaggio Don't take god's name in drain, Nate.
  8. Compression jorts.
  9. Tag Team reunion tour announced. "Tag Team, back again again."
  10. Seems like he should spell it "Meester Softee".
  11. Canadian tourists engaging a crazy on the E train.
  12. @starwarsmodern Think of the righteous junk-fussing a clawless neutered cat could do!
  13. I thought having a city bus to myself would feel a lot more limousine-y.
  14. @starwarsmodern How dare you.
  15. Big Sean < Bigger Sean
  16. Just saw some buskers getting busted for being annoying.
  17. Our society would be so much purer if we could systematically eliminate anyone who has ever used the phrase "grammar nazi."
  18. @scottycrowe I am taking the night train. #doublepunbackflip
  19. @prplst I'm actually on the bus. The driver explicitly said he would kick anyone found drinking.