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DannyFordIsGod

I need more recruiting sites congratulating themselves on my timeline. Make it happen, internet. 40 minutes ago via TweetDeck
bloody marys, fresh oysters, and polenta (almost grits) for brunch today. Almost like I was back in Charleston. Almost. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
trueparallels The average Clemson fan’s capacity to tolerate mediocrity is mind blowing. Leggett will be here another decade. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 8 others
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@ScalpEmOfficial now more than ever 3:17 AM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck in reply to ScalpEmOfficial
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Take a tip from me, guys, having zero conscience really helps keep your blood pressure right on target. 11:25 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@InTheBleachers hush. You love it. 9:13 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to InTheBleachers
@InTheBleachers I mean at this point I am thoroughly impressed. 4:54 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to InTheBleachers
Do people still call America "The Great Satan?" Is that still a thing? 3:27 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@InTheBleachers but they are almost universally awful 2:59 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to InTheBleachers
DavidTeelatDP Nugget from the blog: #Hokies have earned about $83.4 in bowl revenue since 2004, about one-third of #ACC's total. 4:48 AM May 31st via TweetDeck Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 11 others
straight dominating the silent fart game today 10:53 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
weedguy420boner it sounds like 2/5 racist when Drake says the n word 8:35 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 26 others
drewmagary If there are 20 tweets in a row in my feed that make no sense to me at all, that means that some kind of soccer game is going on. 6:38 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 113 others
ChaunceyBledsoe So it was fixed if either New Orleans, Charlotte, Brooklyn, Cleveland, or about 5 other teams won. We get it, you don't like the NBA. 5:26 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 1 other
@ahammsportsgeek WHAT NO LOVE FOR MAJERLE? 6:12 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to ahammsportsgeek
@lukezim also Gooch is a Clemson guy. I approve of this. 6:11 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to lukezim
@ahammsportsgeek wait Miami has MJs jersey in the rafters? Seriously? 6:09 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
markleggett Drake probably uses baby wipes on his entire bod, and then layers on a few dense coats of a pH neutral lotion. Silky skin is the new hustle. 5:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by DannyFordIsGod and 25 others

Name Chili
Location Shanghai, China
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Bio I'm an adult male Clemson grad who tweets about college football and other things. Architect, standup comedian, and bon vivant.