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dannybcomedy

  1. Earlier today a bbq place on dale mabry caught on fire. I bet it smelled delicious 8:37 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
  2. Earlier today a bbq place on dale mabry caught on fire. I bet it smelled delicious. 8:34 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
  3. yfrog.com/h85m8xlj well sure, when you make it all official like that 5:24 PM Apr 18th via TweetDeck
  4. would the men's bathroom sign in scotland look like the women's bathroom sign? 9:19 PM Mar 13th via TweetDeck
  5. my room is always a mess unless a girl is coming over then its like spring cleaning bc everything is spotless & it happens about once a year 8:20 PM Mar 7th via TweetDeck
  6. A rep from the Better Business Bureau was rude to me. Who am I supposed to tell? 6:30 PM Mar 4th via TweetDeck
  7. I always look forward to easter. Not bc of the 'jesus has risen' crap but bc its the only time of yr stores sell jolly rancher jelly beans 12:59 PM Feb 1st via TweetDeck
  8. If some consider abortion to be murder, why isn't a miscarriage considered manslaughter? 8:11 AM Jan 27th via TweetDeck
  9. The main difference between a preacher and a weatherman is the preacher isn't held accountable when his predictions are wrong 8:51 PM Jan 8th via TweetDeck
  10. The closest ill ever get to being an action hero is when I knock the shower head out of the way a split second before the cold water hits me 9:05 PM Jan 4th via TweetDeck
  11. If you're really really good at 'words with friends', chances are you don't actually have friends 12:56 PM Jan 3rd via TweetDeck
  12. I heard God has a gift for me. I hope he kept the receipt. 3:32 PM Dec 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  13. You ever friend someone and then regret it because you know you'll get crap from them when they notice you unfriend them? 2:09 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  14. I think norv turner was a rooster in a previous life. That's the only way to explain that neck 4:46 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  15. one of nike's commercials says 'basketball never stops' ummm.. do u wanna tell them or should I? 3:10 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  16. As someone who has a hard time speaking sometimes, I am offended the football term 'stutter step' 2:39 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  17. Just as ceremonious as the thanksgiving day feast is the post-thanksgiving day poop 5:17 PM Nov 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  18. Im supposed to sing happy birthday while washing my hands, so I only wash my hands one day per year 5:48 PM Oct 15th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  19. Granny panties may be bad, but I think granny thong would be just a little bit worse 8:06 PM Sep 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  • Name Danny Bianchi
  • Location Tampa
  • Web http://www.dannyb...
  • Bio I'm new at this comedy thing. We'll see how it pans out.
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