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  1. @nerdist Estranged son reunited with father. Adorable! You've warmed the cockles of my heart, Chris. You've warmed them cockles good.
  2. I've slowly regained composure and manhood by playing Die Hard on repeat. Also, I've begun punching myself in the face repeatedly.
  3. My post-New Moon high led to a crash of epic proportions. I've Tivo'ed all 8 seasons of Charmed and eaten forty-six Double Stuf Oreos. Help
  4. Saw The Twilight Saga: New Moon. I came out feeling more masculine, intelligent and confident than ever. Look, Ma! I'm on top of the world!
  5. I am at a crossroads; there is a ticket to New Moon in my hand. Is this really how I want to live my life? Is it too late to see Planet 51?
  6. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane is pretty messed up.
  7. @serafinowicz The question remains: will you see the movie adaptation? 15 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK!
  8. Brilliant idea: spin-offs of popular legal and police procedurals. Where do I come up with this stuff?!
  9. After many years of consideration I've decided that my favorite color is horse.
  10. Gallery stroll tonight! Gotta make sure to remember my Batman costume!
  11. Played the new Mario Bros game on the Wii tonight. Four player action made for good times and at least one violent temper tantrum.
  12. @robhuebel Ice cream and cake sounds wonderful!
  13. @AdelynH I'd love to say yes, but you're going to have to audition like everyone else. Warner Bros wouldn't appreciate the favoritism.
  14. Next project: Sarah Palin/Wesley Snipes buddy action flick. This one is gonna be a hard R, folks.
  15. @Grrr_Arg that sounds perfect! There is going to be lots of sizzling foster zombie action in the film. Bring your creative juices.
  16. In response to the Twilight phenomenon, I'm directing a teen zombie romance where the leads must resist eating each other's brains.
  17. Bummer news: New Moon action ain't happening tomorrow anymore. Girl told me I don't "glitter like diamonds" enough.
  18. Going to New Moon tomorrow night to impress a girl. Guaranteed steamy action-- I'm totally gonna get to stare soulfully into her eyes.
  19. Tonight: White Heat starring James Cagney. I love me some White Heat.
  20. Fun fact: All-you-can-eat pizza buffet sounds fantastic but in reality is a terrible, terrible mistake.