danmustblog
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@ I expect constant updates from you. I want to know what you're thinking every moment of every day.
2:04 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to edmundss
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I just heard a coworker peeing and it was the most strained, uncontinuous stream I have ever heard. Multiple grunts were heard. For a pee.
12:05 PM Mar 4th
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And then I saw a woman blasting music so loud that her car was audibly shaking while her toddler sat in the backseat. What is wrong with
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3:17 PM Feb 27th
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I just saw a woman on a bus giving sips of soda to a 3 year old out of the can.
3:16 PM Feb 27th
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I just made an offer on a house!
9:50 AM Feb 13th
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What has one eye and comes in a box? Our new cat!
11:25 AM Jan 11th
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@ Sharon, I have posted a reply as a comment on the entry in question.
8:24 AM Dec 6th, 2008
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in reply to bemusedwriter
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Somehow my work phone got set up to transfer to a number selling heart shaped pools.
11:40 AM Dec 1st, 2008
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I'm at work, wearing a sweater vest.
6:21 AM Nov 17th, 2008
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I just got my own cubicle!!!
7:33 AM Nov 10th, 2008
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8:23 AM Nov 7th, 2008
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OMG I can't check my email at work but I can totally check my blog!
11:13 AM Oct 29th, 2008
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Pooping at work for the first time. Toilet is peculiarly low to the ground. Odd sensation of being having stall walls looming around me.
11:05 AM Oct 29th, 2008
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Sitting in the lobby of my new job. The security guard is having a conversation that most definitely admits that she pirates movies. Tsk
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3:58 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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I have cable tv, cable internet, and a recliner, and yet I'm stressing about my apartment somehow missing 12 square feet.
2:42 PM Oct 20th, 2008
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I just bought a trumpet with case at Goodwill. It was marked 75, I offered 50, the woman countered with 53. I paid 53.
2:55 PM Oct 13th, 2008
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Got ten bucks free
7:14 AM Oct 11th, 2008
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At a PNC grand opening. But I'm early. And alone. This sucks.
6:37 AM Oct 11th, 2008
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I peed in a cup this morning.
10:00 AM Oct 1st, 2008
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I just got a job! 25000 a year with benefits, 8am to 5pm Monday through Friday, and I start October 6th. More details to come.
6:01 AM Sep 29th, 2008
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