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Does the line 'we don't need on birth control' really have any meaning when it's played to two females strippers banging each other?8:16 PM Jun 19thfrom txt
Went to a party last night. I had an alright time, but Tara was punched in the boob and told she wasn't awesome. She's a cutie.7:47 AM May 24thfrom web
Girl on the bus has a tattoo of comedy/tragedy masks that says 'laugh now...cry never...'11:18 AM Apr 28thfrom txt
I'm feeling old and it's ruining my entire day. I have an overwhelming feeling of "meh" and I just want to go home and drink.11:19 AM Apr 8thfrom web
If a collection agent says he has the power to offset your checking account for the payment, the proper retort is not "I don't believe you."6:57 AM Apr 2ndfrom web