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danmorfitt

mightyscoop Ey up! #eyupfriday about 11 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by danmorfitt and 1 other
@michael_blades I'm Nick Hewer's personal prostate milker. Damn, that was a weird dream. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to michael_blades
@ADawsonBros Liverpool already signed A Thing last summer because there's no way Jordan Henderson can legally be called a footballer. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ADawsonBros
@michael_blades Don't want one at all (unless I present Countdown or kill!). I like reading badly written, in 3rd person, ego driven drivel! about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to michael_blades
Tonight's #BBCqt panel looks like the touring cast of 'Allo 'Allo! The Stage Musical. Dimbles as Edith. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm intrigued to know that if you've got a personal Wiki entry, did you write it yourself or did you get 'a friend' to do it for you? about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
Harry_Flowers I've gone off Victoria Coren. I'd still do her, but she wouldn't be allowed to stay the night. about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by danmorfitt and 1 other
The loyal-to-the-end Fathead? Balls #hcafc about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
Spit it out, eyebrows #BBCqt about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
"We're in the democracy business." Alan Duncan there. If you're wondering, there's torture porn movie, Hostel, on Channel 5 now. #BBCqt about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
As a rule, I hate musicals... but #DirtyDancing @grandtheatreLS1 was chuffing amazing. Properly brilliant. I want to be Johnny Castle. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
With the missus at @grandtheatreLS1 to watch Durty Dancing. There are approximately 17 men here #roadhouse about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck
Oh, @unloveablesteve, the t-shirts are here and are perfect. I'm going to wear mine down Kirkstall Road right now (and TVC in the future). 3:14 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
DanDartsDawson If Lampard's ruled out, and Downing AND Henderson go to Euro 2012, I may seriously consider supporting Poland. 12:55 AM May 31st via TweetDeck Retweeted by danmorfitt and 1 other
@Mumbler3 ... which is why I'm increasingly listening to Ratatat et al. BUT NOT Sigur Ros. Pingu makes more sense nowadays. 1:42 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mumbler3
@Mumbler3 Bands&artists don't do great instrumentals anymore. Often shows up their underlying influences. They loosen up, relax & have fun.. 1:41 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mumbler3
@Mumbler3 We've all done it. Especially with Song For Guy* *not me but it's been known 1:32 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mumbler3
LoftforWords Is all this stuff about racism in Poland and Ukraine not a bit rich coming from the only country taking a player charged with racial abuse? 5:55 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by danmorfitt and 41 others
EuanMcMorrow I really thought Brendan Rodgers would stay at Swansea until he got a move to a big club 12:02 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by danmorfitt
@fatmancunian Carver's has never been good. Rubbish chips, in my opinion, and fish never holds its batter. 1:20 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to fatmancunian

Name Dan Morfitt
Location Middle Class Chapel Allerton
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Bio Radio presenter on aire in Leeds (sic). My opinions & retweets only, not those I work for/others I represent.