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  1. I just consumed a product with an expiration date of Nov. 18, 2020. Really?!? How do they know it's gonna go bad in 11 years?!? #fdaFAIL about 18 hours ago from HootSuite
  2. The math behind women... http://ow.ly/i/cE7 #math #women #spamigetmakesmelaugh about 21 hours ago from HootSuite
  3. "Jerry is expecting a new baby fish in Happy Acquarium!" is my friend's status update! Unreal! #facebookhasgonetoofar http://ow.ly/i/cd4 3:52 PM Dec 13th from HootSuite
  4. Maybe he should get Penthouse as a new sponsor! RT @nytimes: Accenture Ends Sponsorship of Woods http://bit.ly/5IUj7I 1:56 PM Dec 13th from HootSuite
  5. Aaaaahhh! The spoils of birthday parties! #cupcakes http://twitpic.com/tdycx 11:51 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  6. Wow, now Outcast's "Roses" is playing with "sh!t don't stink" lyrics fully intact! #wherewerethesepartieswheniwas3? 10:59 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  7. The godfather of Roo's Fun Zone, ladies and gentlemen, it's Roo! #whothefuckisroo? http://twitpic.com/tdp2d 10:55 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  8. The "roo's fun zone" playhouse has a 10-and-under rule. They ought to have a 200-lb rule, too. Some of these kids are corn-fed steer. 10:51 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  9. I'm at a 4-year-old birthday party and "In the Ayer" by Flo Rida just came on. #wrongparty 10:48 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  10. My son is somewhere up in there, the kiddie version of Riker's Island. Gotta love pre-school birthday parties. http://twitpic.com/tdm5c 10:36 AM Dec 13th from Echofon
  11. Pretty funny! RT @tlamb3rt: A pessimist is really an optimist with experience. 5:56 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  12. @edwardtlynes Flat black makes you a stealth bomber. And... Of course you should! 12:23 PM Dec 12th from Echofon in reply to edwardtlynes
  13. If you have small children who watch Nick Jr., then you must agree that there's more to "Yo Gabba Gabba" then we're being told. 7:27 AM Dec 12th from Echofon
  14. Well said: RT @thejointstaff: I stressed the execution piece of this strategy. Decision is made, debate is over. Time for us to move out. 8:09 AM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  15. I swear I'm a vampire. The sunlight today is really bothering me. 8:22 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
  16. @edwardtlynes RT @shanenickerson: The McDonald's McRib is back! Which means, so are the McShits. #happythanksgiving 4:34 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  17. RT @Zieak: To all my indian friends ~ thanks. You have a pretty cool place here. Mind if we just crash for a while longer? 7:36 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  18. RT @GuyKawasaki: Awesomely creative elevator ads http://om.ly/cThj 7:03 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  19. They average $49K a year! RT @romenesko: Toronto Star to cut one-fifth of its editorial staff to save $3.8M annually. http://is.gd/52T0s 1:51 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  20. If you like #Queen and you like the #Muppets then you'll LOVE this video http://tr.im/FHvD 1:40 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic