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danlippert

  1. Peter Sarsgaard's dreams
  2. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna sugar coat the prognosis: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. Now, we have a few treatment options...
  3. @DarwynsTheory never heard of it
  4. Is there a twitter for people that don't have really strong opinions about mundane things?
  5. @allisonfields @chosenberg the first time I felt true joy was when I put on this tank top
  6. @allisonfields @chosenberg What's the maximum capacity of depressing people at scoops?
  7. "I'm not even gonna be Bernie Mac and im still gonna die" -@chosenberg
  8. Pat Riley has for sure said "make him disappear" to a man in a suit while sitting in the back offices of a pool hall
  9. Excited to check out that new buttsex club 'PopPhysique' they've been advertising in Silverlake
  10. @ChrisAlvarado @allisonfields @chosenberg @AMGospo I'm gonna visit uhaul.com to learn more about paths to liberty
  11. We are all complicit in allowing someone to go through life with the nickname Ladies Love Cool James.
  12. @samscram I wasn't notified of this tweet by my email or phone. Thats why I never responded, in case it was keeping you or Cheryl up nights
  13. Commander-in-queef?
  14. @chosenberg @allisonfields save that tweet for your a and e biography so we can show them how it all started
  15. DJ Rony Seikaly