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  1. 10 year high school reunion tonight! And I have a feeling it's going to be 10 times worse than high school.
  2. My new goal: to bring DINOSAURS back to television and star as the baby-saur. "I'm the baby gotta love me".
  3. Does anybody else wish the sitcom DINOSAURS was still on?
  4. My dad just screamed "fuck this god damn GPS".
  5. No @reggiewatts you are are soooooooo cute! How is your turkey sitch going?!
  6. You know longer have to sleep with a producer to get a part in hwood. http://www.collegehumor.com...
  7. Time to eat turkey and once again explain to my Uncle Howie why I'm not on tour with Seinfeld.
  8. If I'm ever on TYRA something went terribly wrong.
  9. The only thing on my dads dvr is my comedy central presents, Lincoln America, and baseballs golden age.
  10. Going to see HAIR on broadway. My friend is in it. She gets naked in the show like everyone else.I just texted her to break a tit. Too much?
  11. I am loving my fingerless gloves! They confuse people. "Is he hip? Is he homeless? Either way the tips of his fingers must be cold!"
  12. Just bought fingerless gloves. Kinda dumb. They're not warm but are great for tweeting! And the ladies!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fiancies!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. New video! http://www.atom.com/funny_v...
  14. RT @WhitneyCummings: Bought some Ugg boots this weekend. They came with a tub of ice cream and two cats.
  15. RT @PerezHilton: I've gotta go take a dump right now. BRB!
  16. I am soooo the boy @Tim_Gibbons! Loved the finale. Good job!
  17. My mom just told me that Adam Lambert is gay. She also wants to know what happened to the "non gay idol guy". I told her to google it.
  18. Dropping @rachelspecter off at the train station. Don't dole out hand jobs in the city of brotherly love. That would be sooo uncool.
  19. Beautiful day in CT! Gonna play in some leaves and try to get lyme disease.
  20. Note to self: Do not take tylenol pm and try to tweet you may zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!