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dankjawns

  1. glasses with a windshield wiper-type mechanism; does this exist about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  2. the only thing I don't like about walking in the rain is wearing glasses and not being able to see after a while about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  3. (summertime, too) about 2 hours ago via web
  4. I bet you like the same things I do, like chocolate and napping and new pets and springtime about 2 hours ago via web
  5. laying in bed innocently and my blinds fall down and hit me in the face. good morning about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. @MackAttack142 you never did catch onto that trend, sadly. I did always like Trentina the Ballerina better though about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to MackAttack142
  7. which is not coincidental at all considering I don't smoke. this ends the nightly "Sam-Whaley-tries-to-be-funny-but-is-just-tired" triptych about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. it really does sound right. coincidentally, my dad used to call me Spanky as a term of endearment about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. random thought: what if people called marijuana cigarettes "spankies", a "spanky" nonpluralized about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. @aroseseyer you get it! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to aroseseyer
  11. books vs. e-readers, cont.: books do not have batteries that can die about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. @quevengosepto I only tweet the truth about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to quevengosepto
  13. Bikini Kill is the only band worth listening to about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  14. @sisterfo1 I put a few of his other books on my kindle for summer reading, stoked on it! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to sisterfo1
  15. rereading A Prayer for Owen Meany starting tonight and I am thrilled about it about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  16. @CephaOk if you switch those numbers around, it's 21. that's gotta mean something about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to CephaOk
  17. @CephaOk fake ID niqqa about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to CephaOk
  18. @CephaOk they came here when I was in like 9th grade and I didn't go for some reason :cccc I still regret it to this day about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to CephaOk