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Free slurpees at 7-11 today, since it's May 23rd and all:
12:20 PM May 23rd
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"People who stay up later at night are likely to be more intelligent than those who go to bed early." Translation: suck it, Ben Franklin.
5:50 PM May 22nd
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Wanda Sykes' recipe for success: 1. Be incredulous about everything. 2. Repeat everything you say again and again. 3. ??????? 4. Profit.
8:30 PM May 17th
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A good indicator of a girl's age: how long she draws out the word "so." As in: "This is so cute!" vs. "This is soooooo cute!"
7:39 PM May 16th
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From @: "CA requires more hours of training to become a barber than to become a police officer." Apparently my wife is now a cop.
9:51 PM May 11th
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You know, it's been like 10 years since we've had a "Rob Schneider gets transformed into something hilarious" movie. Shame on you Hollywood.
1:52 AM May 10th
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From @: "People with the first initial "D" have the shortest life expectancy." Well, nice knowing everybody.
10:28 PM May 9th
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To anyone who has seen me walk today, just to clarify: I pulled a muscle in my calf; I am not a gangsta. I can understand the confusion.
8:25 PM May 8th
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In order for St Louis Blues defenseman Kevin Shattenkirk to reach his full potential, he should be teamed with somebody named Nimospock.
10:30 PM May 6th
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"Hey, you know how that Avengers movie is out now? We should show Iron Man on a continuous loop for the next eight weeks." --the FX network
9:44 PM May 6th
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I should start wearing a watch, for no other reason than the fatter I get, the harder it is to get my phone in and out of my pocket.
3:16 PM May 3rd
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Is it possible anymore to hear the "Ain't no mountain high enough" song without thinking of "Remember The Titans"? I submit that it is not.
9:25 PM May 2nd
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Recently-used sports equipment + car + sunshine = no bueno. Oh my.
6:23 PM Apr 28th
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I despise the Red Wings, but I admit I get goose bumps when the crowd sings the "born & raised in SOUTH DETROIT!" part of the Journey song.
8:12 PM Apr 27th
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Why yes, British commercial on pirated NHL game~I am excited to see Frankie Finnegan Jr. race a weird car on a dirt track. How did you know?
5:04 PM Apr 26th
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Our zombie Honda came back to life today. Tried a test, turned the key...& in my mind, the door burst up through the dirt of a fresh grave.
6:05 PM Apr 23rd
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The Kidder driveway is turning into the place where little fuel pumps go to tell ghost stories. Another one added to the graveyard today. :(
8:11 PM Apr 20th
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At lacrosse, visiting team is from England--> hearing to the fabulous accents--> a good chance I'll talk like that for the evening. Cheerio.
7:25 PM Apr 18th
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Is the power out for no one else in VC this evening? Usually the Facebook is all aglow with comments about...well...the lack of glow.
7:36 PM Apr 13th
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Brain: "OK fingers, I want you to type the words 'in the'...and, go!" Fingers: "tin he." Brain: "That's not...we missed something here."
11:05 PM Apr 9th
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- Name Dan Kidder
- Location Valley Center, CA
- Web http://ikidyounot...
- Bio Life in Valley Center, CA is everything you've ever dreamed it could be. Plus, we have Batman driving a tractor.
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