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  1. Close, but hasn't got the height. #AlmostMeredithBaxterSightings
  2. They've tried to make kid leashes less heartbreaking by attaching little backpack that looks like furry monkey. And it works.
  3. c'mon sun valley, getch yer snow on.
  4. EWR>ORD>SLC>SUN>SEA>SFO then back to nyc, up to Ontario, back to SFO, then home to nyc. Been home since Oct 1 getting restless.
  5. @bryan_champ yes but the infant would just be a lonely criminal for the first five chapters, THEN he'd put on the fake mustache BRIEFLY.
  6. I don't know if I like comedy as much as I just like things that are funny in certain places.
  7. (or best band name EVER) RT @lizzwinstead Oxycontin Candy #BenandJerryRightWingflavors
  8. RT @The_Rumpus: Don't miss @s___elliott 's seminar on memoir writing using examples from The Adderall Diaries. In NY this Friday http:// ...
  9. @Eukadanz I offer you this example from @CharlieHopper: http://bit.ly/batmanbnr
  10. In long meetings, I enjoy using the word boner in the traditional sense and watching people try not to laugh.
  11. Okay, ready? Check this out. I'm Vickie from "Small Wonder". Never mind, it doesn't work on Twitter cause you can't see me.
  12. I love @andreadaquino's illustration and design so damn much. Hey publishers follwing me: http://bit.ly/8EBNVe
  13. Visine is made from beef marrow. The baby from the cover of the Nirvana album owns Olive Garden. Cell phones attract UFOs.
  14. An odd combination of sleep deprivation and a link from @nikkigee, and I'm calling this my religion: http://bit.ly/7hR8j6
  15. In my world, Joe Jackson is a man from Portsmouth who lives in Berlin and wrote songs like "It's Different For Girls."
  16. Sunday is basically the day after the promises and one before the apologies.
  17. It's your calling and you fought it.
  18. Apocalypse at your leisure.
  19. awake and back at it. monkey hate write.
  20. {-_-} ,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~- Zzzz