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  1. The EFF sticks it to the Attorneys General harumphing over Craigslist. http://bit.ly/gLKIg
  2. @timesync The paper towel thieving is fairy justice for your massacre of all those small children at the zoo. Next time, wear a mask.
  3. RT? @Women2 PITCH '09 finalists selected! May 7: LIVE pitch & vote american idol-style! http://twurl.nl/jy1i5r #w2pitch
  4. The swine flu has mutated and become Zombie Flu, reports the "BBC." http://bit.ly/AjaJi
  5. Best new metaphor for the nature of life: "We are all tweeting into the void." Credit: @annieok
  6. Flanked by muttering lunatics on MUNI, I am inspired to form an ad-hoc mutter-and-respond choir. Sadly, no one cooperates.
  7. Today's Twittoscope: Pay no heed to those voices in your head. They are just jealous that you've been talking to the toaster.
  8. Preparing the groundwork for VentureBeat's MobileBeat 2009. #mobilebeat
  9. Must. Evacuate. City. Therefore, on the way to Marin.
  10. The press is describing the Craigslist killer as "all-American," which means blond and athletic. I checked: most Americans are neither. #wtf
  11. Twittoscope: If you find yourself in on the hunt for meaning, pack a large rifle.
  12. @gregcollier Elaboration: You are in competition with Craigslist. You have a strong interest in making them look bad. Your motives = impure.
  13. Tsunami for a sushi appetizer with @chuckdafonk before a fine evening with the sig.other. Life es bueno.
  14. Sam Diaz glosses over the entirely self-interested nature of Geebo founder's Twitter campaign against Craigslist. http://bit.ly/11Qmmk
  15. @davidrees Gotta keep that can of whoop-ass on hand!
  16. RT @scottnewell Army Tests Flying Robo-Sniper.. http://bit.ly/AC2bX
  17. Body odor and love. Yes, you read that right. http://bit.ly/Acplh via @logicalextremes
  18. Twittoscope: When faced with the option to spontaneously combust, consider this: chicks dig spontenaiety.
  19. Off to ad:tech. Hope to see some old friends. Ping me if you're around.
  20. Margaret Talbot digs into "neuroenhancing" drugs in the New Yorker. Long article but worth every word. http://bit.ly/Ybueo