dankaplan
- @ I love People of Walmart. They made a movie based on that site, in fact. It's called Zombieland.1:27 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to SarahJGiann
- Walmart echoes with apocalypse.11:53 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- If you want an invite to Clicker -- the internet TV Guide -- I got 5. Click first, click fast. 1:40 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
- @ Charlottesville.10:04 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to jkornblum
- Waiting for a monstrous grain train to pass. Ah, Cville, let me count the ways.9:49 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
- RT @: The day that I can't call myself a Jew is the day that hippies need to be shot into the sun.8:24 AM Oct 26th from Tweetie
- It's high time, says I, to outfox the mongoose, make like a snake, dodge the flameballs: stop, drop and roll.6:39 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
- H1N1? I had SARS *and* West Nile Virus back before anyone thought they were cool.8:54 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
- OH: "He's a Jew trying to be James Spader —unsuccessfully."9:45 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
- @ That's what happens when you sell you soul to Satan for a taco. Google *always* finds out.11:21 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie in reply to anthonyha
- RT @: Top 10 Teen Entrepreneurs to Watch from TechCrunch - Huge congrats to @ @. 8:42 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
- Charlottesville is cold/Hell is hot. Damn me.8:34 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
- @ No problem.7:30 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie in reply to jakelumetta
- Brizzly's team clearly got skillz. Invites if you want to try... 7:20 AM Oct 7th from Brizzly
- Just hooked myself up with Spotify and it may be the hype. Gotta love proxies.5:06 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie
- @ I moved East for a girl. Yes, despite my exterior of steel and ice, I'm a romantic.3:24 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie in reply to saumil
- Life in Charlottesville with no car: 1.5 mile walk to dry cleaners.9:37 AM Oct 5th from Tweetie
- On the East Coast now. I miss San Francisco, but that earthquake I planned to set off from a satellite will have to wait.9:39 AM Oct 4th from Tweetie
- @ Anytime, my man. You got my number?9:35 AM Oct 4th from Tweetie in reply to browndamon
- It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you without a dope tweet to step to.7:22 AM Oct 4th from Tweetie
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- Name Dan Kaplan
- Location Hunting with Cheney
- Bio Ruler of Antarctica and part-time wit
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