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  1. @SarahJGiann I love People of Walmart. They made a movie based on that site, in fact. It's called Zombieland.
  2. Walmart echoes with apocalypse.
  3. If you want an invite to Clicker -- the internet TV Guide -- I got 5. Click first, click fast. http://bit.ly/3TCqLA
  4. @jkornblum Charlottesville.
  5. Waiting for a monstrous grain train to pass. Ah, Cville, let me count the ways.
  6. RT @arielk: The day that I can't call myself a Jew is the day that hippies need to be shot into the sun.
  7. It's high time, says I, to outfox the mongoose, make like a snake, dodge the flameballs: stop, drop and roll.
  8. H1N1? I had SARS *and* West Nile Virus back before anyone thought they were cool.
  9. OH: "He's a Jew trying to be James Spader —unsuccessfully."
  10. @anthonyha That's what happens when you sell you soul to Satan for a taco. Google *always* finds out.
  11. RT @MacTavishBest: Top 10 Teen Entrepreneurs to Watch from TechCrunch - Huge congrats to @sampurtill @YouNoodle. http://bit.ly/1rjH5K
  12. Charlottesville is cold/Hell is hot. Damn me.
  13. @jakelumetta No problem.
  14. Brizzly's team clearly got skillz. Invites if you want to try... http://bit.ly/MUeIb
  15. Just hooked myself up with Spotify and it may be the hype. Gotta love proxies.
  16. @saumil I moved East for a girl. Yes, despite my exterior of steel and ice, I'm a romantic.
  17. Life in Charlottesville with no car: 1.5 mile walk to dry cleaners.
  18. On the East Coast now. I miss San Francisco, but that earthquake I planned to set off from a satellite will have to wait.
  19. @browndamon Anytime, my man. You got my number?
  20. It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you without a dope tweet to step to.