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Best new metaphor for the nature of life: "We are all tweeting into the void." Credit: @annieok1:51 PM Apr 24thfrom Tweetie
Flanked by muttering lunatics on MUNI, I am inspired to form an ad-hoc mutter-and-respond choir. Sadly, no one cooperates.3:39 PM Apr 23rdfrom Tweetie
Today's Twittoscope: Pay no heed to those voices in your head. They are just jealous that you've been talking to the toaster.3:26 PM Apr 23rdfrom Tweetie
The press is describing the Craigslist killer as "all-American," which means blond and athletic. I checked: most Americans are neither. #wtf1:30 PM Apr 22ndfrom Tweetie
Twittoscope: If you find yourself in on the hunt for meaning, pack a large rifle.12:16 PM Apr 22ndfrom Tweetie