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  1. @ConorMcNamaraIE is it Ruud Van Nistlerooy or Peter Crouch?
  2. @TheFeeDiddy I shall have some soon with butterscotch or toffee sauce on them
  3. @TheFeeDiddy they are nice though :). Bit sweet on the teeth
  4. @leahbenzie lucky neighbours you mean
  5. This whole Rudy Eugene thing is shocking. Absolutely disgusting. Don't read about it when near food... And don't look at the victim pictures
  6. @ECB_cricket that's erm.... Not the best... Photoshopping
  7. Warwickshire may not make 100 here. 93-7. 26 overs
  8. @GemmaRoper1983 oh okay. Lots of eating then
  9. @GemmaRoper1983 well sweets are always good, but not for dinner
  10. @GemmaRoper1983 mmmmm I think you're wrong
  11. @TheFeeDiddy yeah but If your too fat to not get your hand in any part of the Pringle tube, you shouldn't be allowed to eat them
  12. @GemmaRoper1983 mmmmm I don't know
  13. @TheFeeDiddy good good. It's like a full proof method for fat people
  14. @TheFeeDiddy tilt the tube ;)
  15. @Clare_Fallon that's great. How true :p
  16. @GemmaRoper1983 I have proper dinner, you just have sweeties
  17. @Rachel276_90 would they both be married back together?
  18. Evening. Tomato, Avocado, Sausage and Parma Ham. Foodgasm
  19. @TheFeeDiddy yeah, its partly using up old food too