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- "Can we get a cloak? From Tokyo?" my daughter asked after watching a documentary in the History channel about Invicibility cloaks.3:17 PM Jul 8th from web
- Bring bikes they said. Who shows up to the in-laws' Home Association parade? Kids with motorized SUVs and mini motorbikes. Friggin suburbia.8:12 AM Jul 4th from txt
- Washed Dan's cell phone. Crap.11:46 PM Jun 30th from web
- I had bison burger today. Now all I need is to try out snake meat, turtle eggs, and tequila worm, and my life goals are complete.9:03 PM Jun 27th from web
- Power is out in neighborhood. If it's not up by 10 PM, I'll put batteries in my ole' boombox and blast Thriller and dance in the street.4:11 PM Jun 27th from web
- Oh Guitar Hero. Thanks to you, now my 6 year old son is sporting a red mohawk.1:33 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Moth just attacked my eye.11:14 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Trying to settle a debate with Dan on whether or not vampires have cajun or French accents.4:53 PM Jun 17th from txt
- Well, hello Netflix DVD that's been missing for months. Insomnia rocks.1:27 AM Jun 14th from web
- 3 empty yogurt cups, Legos, some missing socks, and My Littlest Pet Shop figures missing their ears. Yes I'm cleaning under my bed at 2 AM.12:19 AM Jun 14th from web
- Bug spray is very bitter.2:29 PM Jun 13th from txt
- Found a lock of blonde hair in our basement and it's not Barbie's. Gosh darn neighborhood kids. Time for teddy cam?9:24 PM Jun 12th from web
- End of week one. Watched all online episodes of "Breaking Bad" and "Weeds". Don't be judgin'. There's entrepreneurial skills to be learned.7:02 PM Jun 12th from web
- Sitting in front of my computer wearing 3D glasses because I can.5:00 PM Jun 12th from web
- I love Neil Gaiman but Coraline the movie creeped me out. Now the kids won't sleep alone in their beds. My bad.9:12 PM Jun 10th from web
- a gunshot?8:32 PM Jun 6th from web
- Brought home a dozen different types of Ramen noodles. Bit much, Dan says, but he got excited about trying out the hot & spicy flavored one.3:23 PM Jun 6th from web
- Should start a store called 'Unemployed R Us'. We would sell resume paper, business suits, tums, punching bags, maybe darts.2:10 PM Jun 6th from txt
- At Walmart, getting re-acquainted with canned food.1:44 PM Jun 6th from txt
- Last Diet Pepsi in the fridge. Hubby hands it to me. 10 sympathy points!1:08 PM Jun 6th from txt
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- Name Jessi H
- Location Omaha, NE
- Bio Philippines/Bahrain/Iowa/Nebraska. I can't make up these sorts of stuff.
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