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Daniso

  1. If a fly can't land on your lips, you're talking too much.
  2. Before and after elections: twitpic.com/9qmfh4
  3. Facebook smartphone in the works? bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/fac…
  4. @ngina78 You should've taken a photo or even a video clip. It's sad though because it just shows how deep our poverty is.
  5. My wages have further been 'devalued' by 50% because I'll now be getting only half of the notes that I used to. #New Malawi bank notes
  6. Malawi to overturn homosexual ban, Pres. Joyce Banda says: bbc.in/J64JXl
  7. People don't usually lie in text messages, new study suggests bit.ly/JBagYx
  8. We think our ancestors were primitive. But let's not forget future generations will view iPads and such like and say: "How primitive!"
  9. Rattlesnake bites customer in Wal-Mart bbc.in/J5x1oj
  10. Germany united by nudity, divided by attitude bbc.in/K6jreE
  11. When the tremor hit parts of Southern Malawi, some vain couples must've mistakenly thought that they just had had an earth shaking orgasm.
  12. Life is: using a calculator when you're number crunching in Microsoft Excel.
  13. @fredbvalani They fight so they can get in the news.
  14. So Wigan survives again! But it shouldn't be surviving by the skin of its teeth every season. What if all its teeth get knocked out?
  15. Following yesterday's devaluation of the Malawi Kwacha, there wasn't much panic buying but lots of panic hoarding by the shop owners.
  16. Malawi to have a 2nd VP and a fatter cabinet? bit.ly/J76jZO
  17. Prevailing rates at one of Malawi's major commercial banks: twitpic.com/9iddzp
  18. The Malawi Kwacha is pushed over the edge: rbm.mw/xrates_detaile… twitpic.com/9iczhh
  19. Malawi Kwacha officially plummets: twitpic.com/9icnkf