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danimal1985

  1. Hahaha mate, you are a diamond legend and I like your sexy tits please @MissKatiePrice
  2. Yeah, I've had enough of that already.
  3. HAHAHA OH YOU ARE SUCH A CARD @MODELWHOESCORTSBECAUSESHEISSKINT
  4. WOW, INTERESTING STUFF @PAGE3STUNNER LOLOLOL
  5. I think I will just tweet everyone who gets their tits out for a living from now. I only tweet one, but I don't like her at the moment.
  6. @rosieofthejones Hello, if you're RT'ing England Euro 2012 songs, please RT this po.st/KCOzFM @TheFashGang. I bet you won't :(
  7. This years Big Brother will just have shit wannabe rappers, wannabe Geordie Shore/TOWIE fucknuts, wannabe glamour models etc. Again.
  8. @mozillatewildly It really is. If I had a choice to push one off a cliff, I'd have to do a coin toss.
  9. Phew! The Walking Dead is repeated tomorrow. I'll miss ripping into the cunts going to Big Brother tomorrow, but who cares about that show?
  10. I think I hate Gary Barlow more than Robbie Williams.
  11. #RappersBetterThanNickiMinaj Debbie Harry on the song Rapture
  12. #RappersBetterThanNickiMinaj @TheFashGang
  13. Day 3 of this Jubilee. If you're not in the mood, get in the mood with the Richard Blackwood and Dean Gaffney podcast bit.ly/Kita8M
  14. I WANT TO SNIFF COCAINE OFF A GLAMOUR MODEL'S TITS WITH @Steel_Panther
  15. I can not wait until 2pm, where I will be patronized by my family for liking wrestling, then 4pm when I will DINE IN PISS HELL.
  16. June the forth be with you.
  17. Today, I get caned.
  18. @HurricaneOf87 Hahaha yes! It's Blackwood's uncle, I think.
  19. @HurricaneOf87 What is it bro?