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danielmardell

  1. Oh how I've missed the million and 1 roundabouts in MK. 2:49 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android from Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes  
  2. @KirstyFrank88 unless its the kind where you twitch and flinch? 12:30 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to KirstyFrank88
  3. @imbrucealmighty don't you dare I've seen far to much of airports this week to want to stay ha 12:06 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to imbrucealmighty
  4. I'm done with France and airports for this week, can I come home please? twitter.com/danielmardell/… 1:02 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  5. @KirstyFrank88 if that's the case add some 'pissflaps' in there too, cunt, cunt, pissflaps, cunt. Your onto a winner. 10:29 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to KirstyFrank88
  6. @KirstyFrank88 say it like that and people will think you have torettes haha 10:04 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to KirstyFrank88
  7. @KirstyFrank88 best word in the world = cunt 9:35 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to KirstyFrank88
  8. Iphone4s in the shadow of Samsung note ;) instagr.am/p/KqV43OmXEC/ 2:01 PM May 15th via Instagram
  9. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/Jf0QYMGXJB/ 3:22 PM Apr 16th via Instagram
  10. @f8andbethere you obviously follow more chavs than you thought haha 1:55 AM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to f8andbethere
  11. Numbers and graphics being added, bring on first track day. twitter.com/danielmardell/… 12:25 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. “@aplusk: this is kind of awesome bit.ly/wD1y0F” I got to get me some of this!! 10:45 AM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. twitter.com/danielmardell/… 3:40 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @coldplay if it meant I could stay there forever after count me in. #Aussierules 3:08 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to coldplay
  15. @stefanpaetow @martinslewis @redbull should be more worried about what it's doing to the insides...drink it like its going out of fashion. 3:03 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stefanpaetow
  16. @MartinSLewis just used thedemotivator.co.uk, £350 a year on redbull #givesyourwalletwings ouch!! 2:54 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MartinSLewis
  17. Loves how everyone is moaning about the cold... I'm flying off to -25 Saturday :/ #brassmonkey 3:43 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone