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  1. @megp Just wave through the window, that counts as sociable. Too nice inside, innit? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to megp
  2. 3-0 to the Geordie boys. Howay! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  3. Jacket spuds, cava, fire, telly. Sorry, this sofa is booked for at least the next four hours. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. A: Thank you for such a warm reception at the Bad Grammar Conference. B: You're welcome. A: Yes. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @simonbirdmirror '#nufc a cert'? Simon, may I introduce you to Newcastle United, Newcastle United, this is Simon, etc etc. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to simonbirdmirror
  6. Filling the bird feeder is like buying a Sky subscription for the cat. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @salihughes @sarahlmorgan Yep. Why dropped out? And is anyone else on Team EK? about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @sarahlmorgan @salihughes Tee hee. Sorry, it did make me chuckle. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Women, there! RT @sarahlmorgan: @salihughes Shall we say 10.30 for screamy phonecall? about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @iamjamesward @paulbailey They probably don't want a bunch of gurning kidult tosspots in King Rollo t-shirts turning up. Fair enough. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @iamjamesward might go if we can work out when. You local? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to iamjamesward
  12. @iamjamesward what stuff? The paving slab unveiling? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to iamjamesward
  13. Been to see Jon Richardson. Very funny show. See him, he good. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. @EmmaK67 I think Sandler is GREAT in that film but all the stuff up at the house..? Wha? An hour too long. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to EmmaK67
  15. @gracedent no effin' way. 8:43 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to gracedent
  16. @tgoodmanh @quantick Russell Brand? 8:27 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  17. Get up! (get on up!) / Dispense Silk Cut! / Like a Cigs Machine. 8:11 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  18. Ta for the ff's, folks! 7:19 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  19. I feel a bit let down by the quality of these dogs' bollocks. 6:57 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  20. I will attribute the silence that greeted this morning's classic joke to a general ignorance of Zorbing. Yes, that's it. 4:58 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck