danielleking
- I knew this already, but I'm going to have a hard time with authority, which manifests itself as not liking criticism.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- in palatka, FL, est pop 25,000, there are (so far) 7 cemeteries on the same street.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
- hmm. I wrote blidden but meant bunnell. wouldn't want any of the 2,000 residents to get pissed at me or lynch me or anything.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- in blidden, fl, there is a restaurant called high jackers. and there are a lot of things wrong with that.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- I jut died in your arms tonight. it must have been something I said.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
- this mcdonalds in boca has the nicest fast food bathroom I've ever seen.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
- disney movies are not for children. they are for people on pyschotropic medication. and potheads.9:55 PM Jul 14th from DestroyTwitter
- my mother, just now: "cmon dani, let's kabbalah."6:25 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- can anyone else believe that the matrix is ten years old?5:22 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- can of beans, precooked rice, onion, garlic/onion powder, and sour cream. my dinner is delicious: http://twitpic.com/adok24:55 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- alice (in wonderland) is the originator of what i'ma calling Stupid White Woman Syndrome(TM). sticking her head into holes leads to whoring.4:32 PM Jul 14th from DestroyTwitter
- you can't watch lesbian porn with your gay husband. it just doesn't work.4:25 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- you can learn a lot of things from the flowers.3:27 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- fuck
you,
guillermo
del
toro.
(I'm watching the orphanage right now.)2:03 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- want, thanks. http://is.gd/1yAMt8:32 AM Jul 14th from DestroyTwitter
- tee hee hee manberries.7:10 AM Jul 14th from DestroyTwitter
- my poor decision-making is on FIRE tonight. FIRE. BURNING. and shit.9:41 PM Jul 13th from DestroyTwitter
- there is a dykey Jessica sozhr lookalike at culture room. yummy.7:23 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- "ass, grass, or gas - everybody pays."5:54 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- between an unexpectedly pleasant convo with my father and the always awesome alexhyde, I have no battery left. and yea, needed to tweet it.4:01 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
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- Name danielle king
- Location MIA
- Web http://whiningins...
- Bio at some point, i will stop finding everything so funny, and take something seriously. in the meantime, i'm going to grad school.
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