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  1. I knew this already, but I'm going to have a hard time with authority, which manifests itself as not liking criticism.
  2. in palatka, FL, est pop 25,000, there are (so far) 7 cemeteries on the same street.
  3. hmm. I wrote blidden but meant bunnell. wouldn't want any of the 2,000 residents to get pissed at me or lynch me or anything.
  4. in blidden, fl, there is a restaurant called high jackers. and there are a lot of things wrong with that.
  5. I jut died in your arms tonight. it must have been something I said.
  6. this mcdonalds in boca has the nicest fast food bathroom I've ever seen.
  7. disney movies are not for children. they are for people on pyschotropic medication. and potheads.
  8. my mother, just now: "cmon dani, let's kabbalah."
  9. can anyone else believe that the matrix is ten years old?
  10. can of beans, precooked rice, onion, garlic/onion powder, and sour cream. my dinner is delicious: http://twitpic.com/adok2
  11. alice (in wonderland) is the originator of what i'ma calling Stupid White Woman Syndrome(TM). sticking her head into holes leads to whoring.
  12. you can't watch lesbian porn with your gay husband. it just doesn't work.
  13. you can learn a lot of things from the flowers.
  14. fuck you, guillermo del toro. (I'm watching the orphanage right now.)
  15. want, thanks. http://is.gd/1yAMt
  16. tee hee hee manberries.
  17. my poor decision-making is on FIRE tonight. FIRE. BURNING. and shit.
  18. there is a dykey Jessica sozhr lookalike at culture room. yummy.
  19. "ass, grass, or gas - everybody pays."
  20. between an unexpectedly pleasant convo with my father and the always awesome alexhyde, I have no battery left. and yea, needed to tweet it.