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daniellehallett

  1. McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
  2. I just ousted @tottie848 as the mayor of Game Morfa on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9kGyj3
  3. ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels.
  4. And to be fair, at least the witnesses don't try to tell my that their god is better than my AppleTV and SkyMovies subscriptions....
  5. Is it just me or are the TotalFilm sales guys becoming more annoying than the Jehovah's Witnesses?
  6. MICRA DRIVERS: Complete the dodgem experience bty attachiing a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey.
  7. Why are my favorite TV shows always trying to become "A bit darker and more edgy"? What about the opposite and just adding some unicorns?
  8. SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".
  9. EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.
  10. Play the latest ClashMob and we'll both earn more rewards! #InfinityBlade
  11. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
  12. I just ousted Dawne M. as the mayor of Mount Surgery on @foursquare! 4sq.com/r8Gnjm
  13. HOMEOWNERS: Avoid losing your house keys during the day by simply leaving them in the door as you leave the house in the morning.
  14. Dear Ireland, I can only sympathise with you all right now. My thoughts are with you during this difficult time.
  15. I just unlocked the "London 2012 Olympic Torch Relay" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/JlcTKd
  16. TOURETTES sufferers shout 'poppycock', 'fiddlesticks' and 'balderdash' to recreate an authentic Victorian experience.
  17. I really really *really* don't like spiders! That is all x
  18. HAMMER NAILS through a cricket ball and roll it around in fallen leaves. Hey presto! An Autumn snowball. Cheap and great fun for the kids.
  19. Starship Troopers 15th Year Cast & Crew Reunion Recap! nukethefridge.com/2012/05/18/sta…