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  1. @daniellegee be sure at some point to drop a turkey on a floor (via @substitute). And then slip in its viscera with Diane Keaton; CHECK.
  2. Drunkenly making tentative Thanksgiving weekend plans with dudes I knew from high school. It's like the start of a comedic box office hit.
  3. Post office trip sending a million of @joebluhm's books didn't help my back
  4. @mikecreighton break up with them, unfriend, unfollow, delete, delete, delete, ABORT!!!
  5. I have spent the last half hour giggling at this painting: http://bit.ly/07AxlmX
  6. My plan to drink less lasted about 36 hours.
  7. @rbl I once saw an elderly man talk a college aged guy out of buying it at B&N. I 100% hate that book.
  8. I'm going to have to read The Fountainhead, if only so that I can honestly hate it. (via @rbl). Nooooooooo!!
  9. RT @SpigotTheBear FINE!!!!! IF YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY FOUNTAINHEAD CAN I PLEASE HAVE A RANDJOB (via @substitute).
  10. Adam Lambert. Get it, girl.
  11. Oh, Gaga. Playing a flaming piano while wearing a light-up exoskeleton and breaking bottles. I like you so much.
  12. @Ozzdo It is all Fergie's fault. Com. Pletely. I loved their Bridging the Gap album. @mordicai: SO TERRIBLE. EL TERRIBLE.
  13. If you'd told me 9 years how godawful Black Eyed Peas would be today I would have laughed in your face. They are atrociously bad.
  14. Finally! Jay-Z! Thanks for performing for us tonight.
  15. @biggayicecream I'd kill to be at a Thanksgiving table with Spock, Jerri Blank, and Bill Murray. The others are pretty cool too.
  16. I'm just looking forward to Gaga setting something on fire or stabbing herself onstage or, well, anything like I've come to expect.
  17. Wading through a lot of shit while I wait for Lady Gaga to perform. Each performer and award winner on the AMAs is worse than the last.
  18. So you probably should've come by the party last night; I make some BANGIN cupcakes. http://yfrog.com/37ed7j
  19. I was completely nonplussed by the crazy woman; more perplexes that someone is named 'Ellie Mae'.
  20. I just saw a crazy woman spinning in a blanket outside of Target screaming "fuck you Ellie Mae Harris, and everybody!"