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DanielleDodson

Melissa and Joey will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Does Obama know about this? 5:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
@TheRealDrTodd I really, really disagree. 4:08 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to TheRealDrTodd
@gschmidt1 :( 1:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to gschmidt1
Attention "that guy" everywhere: Your Cartman impression is still neither funny nor necessary. 11:20 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Instagram ... for the times when you thought the pictures you take of your vagina could use a touch of vintage flair. 3:18 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Do these crippling codependency issues make me look fat? 6:35 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
Do your part on Memorial Day. Bang a solider. 12:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
The biggest lie I ever told was the voice of approval for the collection of people I know who got tounge rings. 11:59 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
That'll do, Pitbull. 5:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Dear Friends, don't put Icy Hot on your boobs when they're sore unless you're a sadist. Sincerely, Boobs On Fire 6:29 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
@Jack_Moore7 Yesssss. I'm a lucky girl. 6:19 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Jack_Moore7
Today I spent 4 hours convincing a patient that I did not, in fact, steal her underwear. In case you're wondering how my day went. 6:15 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@Jack_Moore7 Nursing a headache :( twitter.com/DanielleDodson… 6:14 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Jack_Moore7
@Jack_Moore7 Isn't it the best? :-) 5:51 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to Jack_Moore7
@Jack_Moore7 :-) youtube.com/watch?v=ThbJtO… 5:47 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to Jack_Moore7
Preview of an article I'm writing for Nylon: awkward-balloon.com 9:23 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
@Jack_Moore7 Well, fancy jettsetter musician, get your ass over here and I'll share with you! 2:21 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to Jack_Moore7
Yes, we know how to make our boobs bounce extra when we walk. Next question. 5:21 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
Special thoughts to those who have carried and lost, and those who keep trying despite all odds. This is your day, too. 6:01 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
Say hello to your mother for me. 5:02 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android

Name Danielle Dodson
Location Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio Former: pageant queen. Current: 2012 Tweetmate, gamer, comedienne, physics nerd, author. Future: Princess of Narnia. http://daniellemariedodson.wordpress.com