Why do Monica and Rachel never wear a bra in Friends?

Lana Del Ray has such a wonderful voice. And you have no idea how long it took me to write that thanks to iPhone autocorrect

@KatieHalligan the realisation that you are the definition of corpy is a hard one

@KatieHalligan corpy life when you feel that that your Mum's gone to Tesco for more. "Sorry you've got one pound pints on tap, asda"

I always feel guilty about using the last bit of milk for my tea

The way that nobody acknowledges that Skrillex is Sonny Moore frustrates me more than it should

Since I have a full day off, I am going back to bed to watch Clueless, drink tea and nap at regular intervals

@deathmuncher oh my god, I do that in work too. Why are we the height of professionalism?

Pizza Hut would be so much better if they replaced unlimited salad with unlimited pizza

@GemaLeighRose me too! I'm jealous, I want to see them again. I hope you have a lovely times (: x

@GemaLeighRose he was really good! I felt a bit nostalgic for Aiden though. Brand New where wonderful, best gig I've been to

I'm so tired and envious of everyone with a good, full-time career

“@WhatTheFFacts: If you are chased by a crocodile, run zigzag. A crocodile is not good at making sharp turns.” sound advice

@KatieHalligan catch you on the mange

@KatieHalligan you are a whore, Peter

@KatieHalligan see ya later cityslickaaaa

@__sophiewhite you never finish one though!

This week has been so fun instagr.am/p/G4LDVqKork/

Belated Christmas presents instagr.am/p/G4IErbqorI/

@ScottySkills87 it is a big rock, a big rock indeed