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danieljohnsonuk

@ptom98 who do you find funny? about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to ptom98
My time is freeing up in June. If you need to hire a #writer for anything, get in touch. I'm keen to take on interesting projects about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@ptom98 so women didn't really get the opportunities I'm front of audiences to build their craft. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to ptom98
@ptom98 always found men funnier than women. Gradually will change I think. Historically comedy clubs were always male dominated about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to ptom98
Just one crack at life. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@MrStevenPorter yep afternoonish. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrStevenPorter
NYTimes: Salt, We Misjudged You nyti.ms/JFs2L6 about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Jennifer Westfeldt: Not just Don Draper's other half… gu.com/p/383e2 about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Totally!! RT @andyinthebay @danieljohnsonuk I find I can get a smell sometime"s with the memory!! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
Some songs take you right back to a different version of yourself. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
@PaulSeaton Need twitter hits every four fucking seconds. Harder to concentrate. about 7 hours ago via Janetter for Mac in reply to PaulSeaton
@PaulSeaton This Twitter bullshit is part of the PROBLEM though. Makes my brain fucking smaller. about 7 hours ago via Janetter for Mac in reply to PaulSeaton
PaulSeaton @danieljohnsonuk we have the same brains. It makes what we do harder dude. Yet ultimately more of an achievvenent about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to danieljohnsonuk Retweeted by danieljohnsonuk
Can't sit still enough to meditate or listen to music. about 7 hours ago via Janetter for Mac
Can't find peace in my head. about 7 hours ago via Janetter for Mac
I can't focus my mind on anything! My brain wants to WRITE, EDIT, REST, WATCH MOVIES, LOVE, HATE, RUN, SIT, CRY, SHOUT, all at once! about 7 hours ago via Janetter for Mac
@JNRaeside I'm editing a comedy sketch with Doon in it, will send it along when done. about 11 hours ago via Janetter for Mac in reply to JNRaeside
Editing a comedy sketch that I shot a few days back with Doon Mackichan from 'Smack The Pony'. about 11 hours ago via Janetter for Mac
@paulsagoo @tashamathur I loved her, such a wonderful actress. about 15 hours ago via Janetter for Mac in reply to paulsagoo
Is the pizza delivery guy actually Santa Claus? Please have a read and let me know your thoughts. danieljohnsonfilms.co.uk/the-pizza-deli… about 15 hours ago via Janetter for Mac