DanielGreenWolf
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I hate unintentionally pissing people off. I hope the next 2 days go better than the last 2.
2:34 PM Jun 1st
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"I donated the sword back to the church. I donated the sword..." *Other PCs in Unison* "To science!"
11:20 PM May 29th
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"Doesn't that take you in a circle?" "Yes. This is Poland."
11:11 PM May 29th
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"My character says 'Oh Shit' in his sleep and doesn't know why."
11:06 PM May 29th
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"Nothing can penetrate the chair of solitude!"
11:02 PM May 29th
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"Does it look like I'm the kind of guy to work for that dick?" "Frankly, Yes." "It's the color of my skin, isn't it?"
10:48 PM May 29th
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"Keith, is your character insane?" "Quite."
10:15 PM May 29th
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"Go bury it in a crossroads, make peace with your God, and hang yourself."
10:11 PM May 29th
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"Do you need a ...hat...made...out...of...aluminum...foil...honey?"
10:10 PM May 29th
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"I am simultaneously loving and hating all of you right now."
10:03 PM May 29th
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"The moral of the story is, 'I'm a bad man'."
9:57 PM May 29th
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"This shit's gotta be said." "Preach on, brutha man." *FistBump*
9:53 PM May 29th
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"So holy shit." "That nigga dead."
9:40 PM May 29th
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"Does it even have a face plate?" "These are the questions that keep me up at night."
8:49 PM May 29th
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"My hair's purple." "She's seen some shit, man."
8:32 PM May 29th
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"Ka-click, ka-click, ka-click. That is the sound of horses who don't give a fuck!"
8:26 PM May 29th
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"You know WHAT?! To-ma-to, to-mah-to, destroyed building."
8:22 PM May 29th
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"One man's execution is another man's execution."
8:19 PM May 29th
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"Where did this cart come from?" "It fell off a cart."
7:52 PM May 29th
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"Whose cart is it? It's yours? Write down 'Pimp Cart!'"
7:51 PM May 29th
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- Name Daniel GreenWolf
- Location Ansonia, CT USA, Earth
- Web http://www.GreenW...
- Bio Professional Magician, Bard, Renaissance Faire Act, Fire Eater of Hot Doomity Death, Life Long Geek of D&D-sized proportions.
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