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DanielGreenWolf

  1. I hate unintentionally pissing people off. I hope the next 2 days go better than the last 2.
  2. "I donated the sword back to the church. I donated the sword..." *Other PCs in Unison* "To science!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  3. "Doesn't that take you in a circle?" "Yes. This is Poland." #OverheardDuringDnD
  4. "My character says 'Oh Shit' in his sleep and doesn't know why." #OverheardDuringDnD
  5. "Nothing can penetrate the chair of solitude!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  6. "Does it look like I'm the kind of guy to work for that dick?" "Frankly, Yes." "It's the color of my skin, isn't it?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  7. "Keith, is your character insane?" "Quite." #OverheardDuringDnD
  8. "Go bury it in a crossroads, make peace with your God, and hang yourself." #OverheardDuringDnD
  9. "Do you need a ...hat...made...out...of...aluminum...foil...honey?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  10. "I am simultaneously loving and hating all of you right now." #OverheardDuringDnD
  11. "The moral of the story is, 'I'm a bad man'." #OverheardDuringDnD
  12. "This shit's gotta be said." "Preach on, brutha man." *FistBump* #OverheardDuringDnD
  13. "So holy shit." "That nigga dead." #OverheardDuringDnD #MildlyRacist
  14. "Does it even have a face plate?" "These are the questions that keep me up at night." #OverheardDuringDnD
  15. "My hair's purple." "She's seen some shit, man." #OverheardDuringDnD
  16. "Ka-click, ka-click, ka-click. That is the sound of horses who don't give a fuck!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  17. "You know WHAT?! To-ma-to, to-mah-to, destroyed building." #OverheardDuringDnD
  18. "One man's execution is another man's execution." #OverheardDuringDnD
  19. "Where did this cart come from?" "It fell off a cart." #OverheardDuringDnD
  20. "Whose cart is it? It's yours? Write down 'Pimp Cart!'" #OverheardDuringDnD