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danielgoodman

I got no problem saying i have the best shower curtain in the biz twitpic.com/9siknv about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
I wish this wasnt graffiti and the posters just came that way twitpic.com/9s47tc 2:09 PM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck
Because I'm a gentleman I refer to my cock as the Mascarpone Pony. #nobaloney #classy 9:21 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@FunnyVikingBoy the number I have over definitely speaks to how little of a celebrity I am:) 2:20 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to FunnyVikingBoy
tootnanny You were warned. via trndyfl.co/iPhone twitter.com/tootnanny/stat… 12:53 PM May 28th via Trendyful for iPhone Retweeted by danielgoodman
Finally a reason to hate people in wheelchairs #pushgirls # twitter.com/danielgoodman/… 6:18 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
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@shakeshack would you open a strip club that serves your burgers and call it The Stack Shack #shakenlies 5:14 PM May 24th via web
@Habitat_org I'm a human, could you build me the following strip clubs: Chucky Sleezes, AppleBottomB's, and Booby Tuesdays? #ohthehumanity 5:02 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
How is there no strip club called "Shake n' Lies" ? #wastedopportunity 4:56 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@Ugarles The Bounce House: Where you wanna be on your birthday 4:35 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Ugarles
@Ugarles The Bounce House: For Kids 8 to 80(Must be 21 to enter) 4:31 PM May 24th via web in reply to Ugarles
How is there not a strip club called the House of TaTa? #wastedopportunity 4:26 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
How is there not a strip club call The Bounce House #wastedopportunity 4:25 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
At the end of You got Served2 i thought to myself, "yes i did get served...an hour and half of quality entertainment" #goodservice 10:03 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Now thats how you do barbed wire: twitpic.com/9oghsc It's like @Cy_Twombly owned a junk yard. (google image search him)#modernart 1:14 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
If you put up a bike memorial on atlantic avenue someone will strip that shit twitpic.com/9ogdgq 12:54 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Part of my ongoing series best looking boarded up windows in brooklyn. Im spoiled for choice twitter.com/danielgoodman/… 12:08 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
I hope this deli opens soon. They have a great name twitter.com/danielgoodman/… 11:35 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
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Name DanGoodman
Location New York, NY
Web http://ghettomysp...
Bio Way more funny than likable, but you should like that. Stand Up Comic. Creator of the Films: Skinja, KlanDunk, HellCop, and the Democratic Republic of Zombo.