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  1. Get more energy PSA http://i.imgur.com/hZZHo.jpg
  2. Depression can be a bit depressing.
  3. Pastor Joel Osteen's Sugar-Coated Homophobia http://bit.ly/3AsAlH
  4. God spoke to me, said you'll go to hell if you don't believe me, and to give me 10% of your income. Why would I lie?
  5. @40yroldatheist Well I guess that's one way to stay the same age! ;)
  6. @40yroldatheist So I'm curious... what do you with your domain at 41? ;)
  7. @hotdogsladies I'm not buying a Kindle until I can take a bath in it.
  8. A normally sane family member is convinced swine flu vaccinations are a conspiracy to put microchips ("the mark of the beast") in us. OMFG.
  9. @snickn Do you mean like http://jumpchart.com http://protoshare.com http://mockflow.com or http://iplotz.com ?
  10. RT @gruber: I hear Obama's going to get rid of Saturdays.
  11. Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing (watch till end, hilarious) http://bit.ly/LwPzb
  12. Jon Stewart parodies Glenn Beck — hilarious! http://bit.ly/qsviF
  13. @CynicalChris I think there's an app to power your car with your iPhone.
  14. BTW bigots can probably still get civil unions, but we must protect the word "marriage"!!1!!
  15. We must protect marriage against bigots! If you love America and Jesus, vote against bigot marriage and RT this!
  16. A 50 second ad before a clip? Really NBC?
  17. Hmm... there's a bad joke here somewhere. http://bit.ly/2IUl6e
  18. Ask God, "What is the distance from the earth to the sun?" and you get silence. Google, however, answers instantly.
  19. Another day, another cupcake.
  20. Sittin on tha toilet http://bit.ly/1PbBj6