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DanielFlorien

  1. If Mary is the Mother of God, and God is the father, does that make God a motherfucker? Just wondering.
  2. I want to deep-fry the shit out of a cheesecake right now.
  3. You can now follow @9laughs on twitter! Check it out!
  4. Let’s Hope The Mormons Are Wrong… fb.me/RMobbcs2
  5. Appealing to Scientific Values fb.me/12CgB8Gl7
  6. Kidnapped for Christ fb.me/1kIIolaJq
  7. Agenda – What is this? I don’t even… fb.me/Q5vMl1PE
  8. What Would Jesus NOT Do? fb.me/16F9fDUzy
  9. lf Only… fb.me/1JoIMjd2r
  10. Hesus Shoe Repair fb.me/1yf9tG6it
  11. Fred Peeps fb.me/1sxThuGue
  12. And Joseph said unto Mary, "Yeah right, you whore."
  13. Born of a virgin? Hahahahaha people don't still believe that, do they?!
  14. I'm trying to keep the Frijjō in Friday but our culture makes it so hard :( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frige
  15. Tomorrow we get to see some terrible Christian billboards :)
  16. "If God's real, Hitchens has already convinced Him He's not."
  17. @leftcoastman57 fuck all the things
  18. Also: Fuck cancer.
  19. RIP Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011. Your wit, wisdom, and love for life will be missed.
  20. Instead of the Trinity, it should be called the Threesome.