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  1. Get more energy PSA http://i.imgur.com/hZZHo.jpg6:15 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  2. Depression can be a bit depressing.8:27 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  3. Pastor Joel Osteen's Sugar-Coated Homophobia http://bit.ly/3AsAlH4:17 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  4. God spoke to me, said you'll go to hell if you don't believe me, and to give me 10% of your income. Why would I lie?1:50 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  5. @40yroldatheist Well I guess that's one way to stay the same age! ;)1:48 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to 40yroldatheist
  6. @40yroldatheist So I'm curious... what do you with your domain at 41? ;)11:26 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to 40yroldatheist
  7. @hotdogsladies I'm not buying a Kindle until I can take a bath in it.11:22 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  8. A normally sane family member is convinced swine flu vaccinations are a conspiracy to put microchips ("the mark of the beast") in us. OMFG.6:52 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  9. @snickn Do you mean like http://jumpchart.com http://protoshare.com http://mockflow.com or http://iplotz.com ?9:22 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to snickn
  10. RT @gruber: I hear Obama's going to get rid of Saturdays.7:25 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  11. Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing (watch till end, hilarious) http://bit.ly/LwPzb4:43 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  12. Jon Stewart parodies Glenn Beck — hilarious! http://bit.ly/qsviF9:26 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. @CynicalChris I think there's an app to power your car with your iPhone.8:36 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to CynicalChris
  14. BTW bigots can probably still get civil unions, but we must protect the word "marriage"!!1!!6:39 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  15. We must protect marriage against bigots! If you love America and Jesus, vote against bigot marriage and RT this!6:37 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. A 50 second ad before a clip? Really NBC?6:32 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Hmm... there's a bad joke here somewhere. http://bit.ly/2IUl6e6:09 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. Ask God, "What is the distance from the earth to the sun?" and you get silence. Google, however, answers instantly.5:10 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  19. Another day, another cupcake.5:10 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. Sittin on tha toilet http://bit.ly/1PbBj67:13 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  • Name Daniel Florien
  • Location United States
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  • Bio I’m Daniel Florien — a blogger/writer and all-around nice guy.
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