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danieleastman

  1. Sitting in Starbucks parking lot fantasizing about beating up skateboarders because I'm cooler and I know it, darn it.
  2. I'm a family man. I love my wife and I love my kids. But I don't like my family time cutting into my jeans time.
  3. Evening Reflection - These desert nights are bitter cold. Nothing can hold the California sun. The house is... tmblr.co/ZRRJVyM9H5vu
  4. Just sitting over here working on being a better lover.
  5. Catch my dick!? Well, that's that I'm puttin' sugar in my coffee!
  6. I am real human love with @MandySlamberg @WritingInBed @LouisPeitzman @tigersgoroooar and @rileyroxme. What of it? #FF
  7. I'm a very attractive woman.
  8. I've only been here one day and I've already decided to call my memoirs "California Lust".
  9. Sorry to get super serious but I think the sun is trying to murder me again. instagr.am/p/LBu0wTR6Ta/
  10. Hey, California. I'm in ya. Hope you dig my farmer tan.
  11. A pretty great movie quote is "I want to take his face—off!" That was from Face/Off.
  12. PRO CREEP: Go out of your way to bless a sneezing stranger.
  13. Suddenly not so sure how I'm supposed to feel about Morrissey.
  14. You know how you can do a wheelie with your car and make it drive on two tires? It'd be cool if you could do that, like, with your body.
  15. Now I'm just in Phoenix cursing the sun.
  16. Spoiler alert: My parents buy me shit.
  17. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BETTY! I'M A DAMNED BOTANIST FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
  18. I sunburn easily so it means all kinds of adventure for me being in a town named after a flaming bird.
  19. Four time zones in four days and I am so Ford Taurus lagged.
  20. AND THE APES DESCENDED ON OUR FAMILY! instagr.am/p/K9AvD9R6eS/