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danieleastman

  1. Sitting in Starbucks parking lot fantasizing about beating up skateboarders because I'm cooler and I know it, darn it. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I'm a family man. I love my wife and I love my kids. But I don't like my family time cutting into my jeans time. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Evening Reflection - These desert nights are bitter cold. Nothing can hold the California sun. The house is... tmblr.co/ZRRJVyM9H5vu about 11 hours ago via Tumblr
  4. Just sitting over here working on being a better lover. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Catch my dick!? Well, that's that I'm puttin' sugar in my coffee! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I am real human love with @MandySlamberg @WritingInBed @LouisPeitzman @tigersgoroooar and @rileyroxme. What of it? #FF about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I'm a very attractive woman. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I've only been here one day and I've already decided to call my memoirs "California Lust". about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Sorry to get super serious but I think the sun is trying to murder me again. instagr.am/p/LBu0wTR6Ta/ 7:28 PM May 24th via Instagram
  10. Hey, California. I'm in ya. Hope you dig my farmer tan. 2:44 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. A pretty great movie quote is "I want to take his face—off!" That was from Face/Off. 10:22 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. PRO CREEP: Go out of your way to bless a sneezing stranger. 7:48 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Suddenly not so sure how I'm supposed to feel about Morrissey. 4:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. You know how you can do a wheelie with your car and make it drive on two tires? It'd be cool if you could do that, like, with your body. 1:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Now I'm just in Phoenix cursing the sun. 10:10 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Spoiler alert: My parents buy me shit. 8:55 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BETTY! I'M A DAMNED BOTANIST FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 7:39 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I sunburn easily so it means all kinds of adventure for me being in a town named after a flaming bird. 11:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Four time zones in four days and I am so Ford Taurus lagged. 11:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. AND THE APES DESCENDED ON OUR FAMILY! instagr.am/p/K9AvD9R6eS/ 8:04 PM May 22nd via Instagram