danielbye
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People without pens have been loving Beauty and the Beast. Tonight, some people bring pens and tell others what they thought.
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Beauty and the Beast is open and I have a hangover.
2:38 AM Nov 28th
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I have blood on my hands. It's mine and I don't know how it got there. Such is a week in Stratford-Upon-Avon.
1:38 PM Nov 13th
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@ Surely such a thing is impossible? It would be like trying to have sex with a frisbee.
2:12 PM Oct 30th
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@ I'm doing an interview for Cotswold Life magazine. What two word phrase should I smuggle in?
1:59 PM Oct 30th
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I'm doing an interview for Cotswold Life magazine. I've arrived.
1:49 PM Oct 30th
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An Education is definitely the most middle class thing that has ever happened.
10:40 AM Oct 30th
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@ Brilliant! Can I send you three sentences to have her check?
3:44 AM Oct 30th
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in reply to Joanne_Hartley
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@ I know a Lilli, with two Ls and an i. But she's German.
3:41 AM Oct 30th
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Still, I've got it easy compared to that bloke in yesterday's Guardian who doesn't use cash.
1:51 AM Oct 30th
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Did I mention I'm a nomad? Tomorrow I move to my fourth set of digs in a fortnight, if you count that hotel in Keswick.
1:50 AM Oct 30th
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"Boro move appeals to Griffin" is not the sort of news calculated to cheer me up. Turns out it's not Nick, but still.
5:27 AM Oct 29th
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Second call for speakers of Chinese?
8:38 AM Oct 28th
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Does anyone speak Hungarian or any variant of Chinese? By anyone, I mean anyone I know?
6:25 AM Oct 28th
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I'm going to turn into one of those people whose work makes people laugh, and then gets bitter because people don't take it seriously.
4:36 AM Oct 28th
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@ Arrrr, I be voting for you, to be sure.
3:52 AM Oct 28th
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Every so often I have to take a moment and remember speakers are basically just bits of cardboard moving really fast. How is that possible?
3:45 AM Oct 28th
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The next tweet is a RT @, but there's no space to credit it properly.
3:45 AM Oct 28th
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Delighted and touched to have been asked by my sister to MC at her wedding. No less so as I've no idea what that means.
3:42 AM Oct 28th
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Macheda? Really? Macheda? Well, ok, that would be fine.
2:42 AM Oct 28th
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- Name danielbye
- Location nomad
- Bio Director, writer , injured runner. Tweeting for art, the environment and Middlesbrough Football Club.
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