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  1. People without pens have been loving Beauty and the Beast. Tonight, some people bring pens and tell others what they thought.
  2. Beauty and the Beast is open and I have a hangover.
  3. I have blood on my hands. It's mine and I don't know how it got there. Such is a week in Stratford-Upon-Avon.
  4. @davidschneider Surely such a thing is impossible? It would be like trying to have sex with a frisbee.
  5. @serafinowicz I'm doing an interview for Cotswold Life magazine. What two word phrase should I smuggle in?
  6. I'm doing an interview for Cotswold Life magazine. I've arrived.
  7. An Education is definitely the most middle class thing that has ever happened.
  8. @Joanne_Hartley Brilliant! Can I send you three sentences to have her check?
  9. @Emmabob3 I know a Lilli, with two Ls and an i. But she's German.
  10. Still, I've got it easy compared to that bloke in yesterday's Guardian who doesn't use cash.
  11. Did I mention I'm a nomad? Tomorrow I move to my fourth set of digs in a fortnight, if you count that hotel in Keswick.
  12. "Boro move appeals to Griffin" is not the sort of news calculated to cheer me up. Turns out it's not Nick, but still.
  13. Second call for speakers of Chinese?
  14. Does anyone speak Hungarian or any variant of Chinese? By anyone, I mean anyone I know?
  15. I'm going to turn into one of those people whose work makes people laugh, and then gets bitter because people don't take it seriously.
  16. @hannahnicklin Arrrr, I be voting for you, to be sure.
  17. Every so often I have to take a moment and remember speakers are basically just bits of cardboard moving really fast. How is that possible?
  18. The next tweet is a RT @MojoPriest, but there's no space to credit it properly.
  19. Delighted and touched to have been asked by my sister to MC at her wedding. No less so as I've no idea what that means.
  20. Macheda? Really? Macheda? Well, ok, that would be fine.