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  1. Just dropped a 5 gallon ozarka bottle on the kitchen floor. Starting off my monday with a mop and a flood of spring water... FML
  2. @thesaintof74 wow. @nationaldebt jumped by almost $300 Billion today.
  3. Congrats, @mishmush !! Your reaction was priceless!
  4. RT @mishmush: Dear Twitter, if you consider yourself a "Michelle Enthusiast", you might want to watch this video: http://tiny.cc/GXG89.
  5. @thesaintof74 Congrats!
  6. listening to "Zac Brown Band performs "Chicken Fried" on Opry Live - " ♫ http://blip.fm/~97luq
  7. RT @Alyssa_Milano: RT @robin0123& @AnnCurry: protestors hanged in #iranelection. http://tinyurl.com/nse2bx
  8. @fuggirls Spot on. Denyce Lawton's outfit is super-cute... but super cute in a Casino Floor Way. I wish you had tagged it "Casino Worthy!"
  9. Mayor for 31 years, frmr hockey player, and her city is debtfree! RT @kevinhoctor: Now SHE is an impressive politician! http://bit.ly/uWFT8
  10. RT @kevinhoctor: Now SHE is an impressive politician! http://bit.ly/uWFT8
  11. Comic Book fans, Behold and be Amazed! the Uncanny X-Men Relationship Map: http://is.gd/1jfFD
  12. RT Baseball bat trick is real! #MLB RT @GetBenderNow: I didn't believe it. So much for camera tricks. Behold: http://bit.ly/fuQRb
  13. Just got the call from my Dad. Grandma is gone. God be Merciful.
  14. @KyleNewc At the least I'd expect my wife's MBPro not to overheat at the bat of an eyelash. Unimpressed with the mbp; mine is a HP laptop
  15. For those not keeping up, as of today, the @NationalDebt: $11,362,480,417,393.35
  16. @Proud_Texan heh. I like how chazvez, HRClinton, and the other socialists of the world refer to a democratic mandate as "troubles."
  17. @MafiaWars I'd steal and fence a truck full of Klondike Bars!
  18. RT @Alyssa_Milano: How is this even possible? LOL. "Minor league game features a total of 51 runs" - #MLB - http://bit.ly/uS34C
  19. Hell just froze over. @michelleeggert joined twitter. :o (I love you, my wife!)
  20. @MyNameisRazzle Just watched the video on http://www.SaveTheClockTour... Thanks for making me laugh so hard my boss is sure I'm a SLACKER!