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  1. is crabby bc my coworker was sposed to relieve me at the switchboard an hour ago. But why should she have to come in to work on time?
  2. Dear everyone: If you call someone to ask for help and they start to give you an answer, maybe shut up and listen?
  3. Dear everyone: Calling me, getting the info you need, and then hanging up on me is just RUDE. Esp. twice in a row. #switchboard
  4. That means it's finally ok to shop there!
  5. Finally researched it: as of last year, Maxxam is out of the Humboldt redwoods, and the owners of Old Navy own no old-growth logging!
  6. @pearbudget Instant sexist stocking stuffer. Remember, little boys are just as disillusioned by soaps in their stocking as little girls are
  7. New fave. Me: "(long explanation)." Customer: "...Are you there?" Me: "Can you hear me?" Them: "Yes, I heard you." Then WTF?!?
  8. Mexico City just legalized same-sex marriage, mofos. Also: we can get married in South Africa?? http://bit.ly/5SU5rd
  9. The quality of low-income/uninsured health care in the Bay Area is crazy. One place even has a gym anyone can join for $25/mo. And massages!
  10. (Also for obsessive conscientious 12-step record-keeping and the willingness to persevere with it.)
  11. OMG my checkbook just BALANCED. Hooray for the checkbook app on my iPhone!!!!
  12. @celesteh You mean leg warmers?!?? Alternatively: Target now sells sweaters for your legs. Also: long johns. You lived in Cali too long!
  13. Why we gotta make CalJOBS so hard for people to use anyway? What happened to "universally recognized for outstanding customer service"?
  14. I was surely HOPING we could weed out a ton of job applicants by offering every single listing as one 4000 char paragraph in boldface.
  15. Oh good, they made it impossible to use HTML tags in CalJOBS listings, without also changing it so CalJOBS uses the typed-in formatting.
  16. @uncola I hope it freaking gives you the answer too at least! Now I want to know.
  17. Really, really, really need to work somewhere where I can use email during work. Up til friggin midnight just trying to get stuff done.
  18. Helped a guy today whose QUARTERLY income was frequently twice as much as I have ever made in a YEAR. I want that.
  19. Having a hard time distinguishing between Cardassians and Kardashians.
  20. @uncola Your dad, now....