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  1. @uncola Please tell me you are a dork because you are watching the FONT Helvetica.
  2. walled like two blocks barefoot on burning hot San Francisco sidewalks and now has extremely painful blisters.
  3. @tortillafactory According to the diet cure (awesome book) it's more what you eat. I am going to have to blog this bc it is too long!
  4. would watch the parts with the talking dog again. "hi! I'm a dog and I LOVE YOU NOW."
  5. first got sunscreen in my eyes, then smoke bc Union Street is on fire. Fuuuck. Where can I buy fashionable steampunk goggles?
  6. @tortillafactory But dieting doesn't "fix overweight"! (Not sure where to put the airquotes there.)
  7. Spotted on Union Street (actually by Annie): Brownie Tanning. Brownie. Tanning.
  8. thinks that Up is too sad, & that Pixar needs to stop making movies that are like 80% people being traumatized. Looking @ you, Finding Nemo.
  9. @tortillafactory a diet, are you kidding me?! WTF why?
  10. thinks that Annie might marry our wedding photographer!
  11. has opened my last, most magnificent can of Whoop-Ass on this office. Stay clear lest you accidentally be copied, two-hole-punched, & filed.
  12. a payment plan yet, instead of giving me more info.
  13. is hoping maybe, just maybe, the day of smoking pot on the sidewalk left enough brain cells intact that they'll remember we don't like it
  14. ...Drug dealers apologized very nicely and have now driven off. Suh-weeet. It'd be nice if they were not driving high, of course.
  15. ...Asked the guys who smoke out (+sell drugs) in front of our house if they could smoke elsewhere cuz they're "kinda hot-boxing us in here."
  16. Score 5 million for recovery from codependency:
  17. shipped my engagement ring to be resized without a confirmation number or insurance and it hasn't arrived yet. Oops.
  18. took a refreshing break to read Gwyneth's baby blog, which I love (http://chrisandgwyneth.blog...)
  19. is tiiiired. Applying to another job, then reviewing what to do next for my business. This is the most boring tweet I have ever tweeted.
  20. works here for five more days.... tick tick tick tick