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daniblane09

  1. "Sometimes when we're in a scary situation, Fred likes to sing songs from Showboat." - Daphne from Scooby Doo. about 14 hours ago via txt
  2. Are you or do you plan to be a serial killer? - Um well you have to keep your options open... #movietime 8:58 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  3. Mmm thank you for the sacrifice. - Oh you're welcome, would you like more? - No, no, I'm full on the sacrifices for the day, thank you. 6:37 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  4. One of those days. Contemplating life and choices I've made. Just accepting what gets thrown at me today. Especially this bowl of chili... 9:58 AM Jun 2nd via txt
  5. PiZza pizza delivery at work!! YUMMO! :) instagr.am/p/LTpTmwwaWZ/ 3:00 PM May 31st via Instagram
  6. Will never hear Britney Spear's Toxic the same way again. Thank you Fifty. 3:30 PM May 30th via txt
  7. I want Bella and Edward's wedding but not because it's their wedding or an infatuation with them, I just like the benches. Is that wrong? 7:26 PM May 28th via txt
  8. Pretty wicked building job, if I do say so myself! :) instagr.am/p/LMEH8pQaYo/ 4:20 PM May 28th via Instagram
  9. Nothing says bad transition from 90's to 2000's like a mesh top on a male singer. #movietime 8:46 AM May 28th via txt
  10. Yes, I hate traffic. Yes, I cursed. Yes, I yelled loudly. Yes, it was at someone. Yes, my windows were down. Yes, theirs were too.. Awkward. 10:36 AM May 25th via txt
  11. Seriously, dude, you need to go home and spend more time with your mom. Or have your grandma smack you, please! Anyone, actually. #SYTYCD 6:51 PM May 24th via txt
  12. WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THOSE PEOPLE IN TEXAS?!?! #SYTYCD 6:11 PM May 24th via txt
  13. I'm not sure I can go a whole season listening to that laugh... All the time... #SYTYCD 6:07 PM May 24th via txt
  14. You know, nothing tastes good after your mind is filled with the smell of infected pee... 3:29 PM May 24th via txt
  15. The view from my room and the bushes I just almost hit with my car every morning! Oh, what a charming place instagr.am/p/K_Zq5JQadb/ 6:19 PM May 23rd via Instagram
  16. When he's in the present, he is... himself. But when he remembers the past, he's... well... Scottish. 7:33 PM May 19th via txt
  17. Invited to three separate parties this evening. Spend it instead in the emergency room. Oh the adventurous life I lead... #bunchofcrap 6:03 PM May 18th via txt
  18. So you are from the future and you are not. Tell me, in the future, do they have sandwiches? #movietime 6:16 PM May 14th via txt
  • Name Dani Blane
  • Location Illinois
  • Bio Sarcastic, laid back, movie/music/book-quoteaholic!
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