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Dani_Humphreys

No matter how many Iphone apps I have it will never beat a Nokia 3310. about 19 hours ago via web
Just got 6 strikes in a row on wii bowling. No big deal. #donthatetheplayerhatethegame 4:19 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
StephenMangan I imagine the Queen is incredibly touched. twitter.com/StephenMangan/… 3:21 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Dani_Humphreys and 2494 others
@emily_k_harris mwahahaha I chose that the latter was worse so went to longleat... BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. But that sounds so fun! xxx 4:21 AM May 27th via web in reply to emily_k_harris
What's worse.... failing an exam or living 20 years without seeing a giraffe in real life? #atlongleatshouldberevising 4:03 AM May 27th via web
Tim Westwood #1xtra just won't be the same without you.... (It will be much better) #westwoodyourfired 12:38 PM May 24th via web
This whole unit has been a joke.... and I'm not laughing #rageagainstrepman 12:29 PM May 24th via web
The only hint of summer I have had today is the 2 litres of Lilt I've consumed in the library #revision 8:42 AM May 24th via web
GhettoUberfacts "RIP Justin Bieber" is trending. What sort of sick, sick person would get peoples hopes up like that. 7:41 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Dani_Humphreys and 1682 others
$5200 for two hours work? If I fail my exams I'm heading to Krispy Kreme #MyBigFatFetish 2:30 PM May 22nd via web
@AmyHutson P.S be my feeder <3 #bigfatfetish 2:23 PM May 22nd via web
@AmyHutson Was going to suggest pizza on thursday revision sesh.. but dont think i will ever eat again #mybigfatfetish 2:22 PM May 22nd via web
Was going to have a KitKat... I think i'll leave it.. #MyBigFatFetish 2:17 PM May 22nd via web
Casually working my way through all 8 series of desperate housewives... #revisionistough 12:42 PM May 22nd via web
Only a mini break in Italy can make u go from crying to smiling in a nano second #madeinchelsea 3:06 PM May 21st via web
I dont know what is funnier Kimberly's face when Diego walked in... or Richards hair #madeinchelsea 2:47 PM May 21st via web
@eastlauren How much do u want for them babe? 1:32 PM May 21st via web in reply to eastlauren
"This week, I'm in Manchester where I've got my hands on two semis.."- Phil Spencer #whatwouldkirstysay ?! 9:49 AM May 20th via web
ImDotCotton Just punched a hole in the wall because Patrick killed me on Call of Duty. #FuckingCamper 8:21 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by Dani_Humphreys and 93 others
Friend calls me to say she's pregnant.. asks "what's that noise?" reply "oh just watching 101 Dalmatians..." #awkwardsilence #timetogrowup 8:02 AM May 14th via web