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danhouser82

  1. I often forget things like facebook and twitter even exist. On my way to beat the shit out of this tornado. I will lose. Penis potato. 4:07 PM Jun 1st via txt
  2. I've never seen anyone wearing skintight pants, with a belt, but still falling down and thought "there's a guy who's got his shit together." 5:02 AM May 16th via txt
  3. @IGN if the Wii U doesnt have full N64 emulation in HD, i wont buy it. Everything else it offers, the world already has. 5:37 PM May 13th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to IGN
  4. We all agree that stupid people outnumber us 10 to 1. So why can we not agree that what's popular is a product of stupidity? 5:45 PM May 5th via web
  5. @g4tv john madden will be an important part of the story line? 5:13 PM May 5th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to g4tv
  6. You have never (and will ever) see an illuminati. Not on camera, in person, or in a book. You don't see them.. they see you. Find a new fad. 12:09 PM May 1st via web
  7. It's sad to see how MTV puts a skater on and every teen you see is transformed over night. MTV has got these kids by their little balls. 7:59 AM Apr 26th via txt
  8. @StephenAtHome not true. political debates prove that vegetables can speak. problem is, only other vegetables ever listen. 10:01 AM Apr 19th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to StephenAtHome
  9. @mtsmith85 nah they say dropping because it falls out their ass, just like shit. 9:48 AM Apr 19th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to mtsmith85
  10. @SarahKSilverman well, its definitely not the hidden camera i rigged up while you were out so dont even look for stuff like that. 9:38 AM Apr 19th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to SarahKSilverman
  11. I'm a beautiful piano with broken keys. 1:27 PM Apr 11th via txt
  12. Who wants to paintball this weekend? 1:16 PM Apr 5th via txt
  13. Spent the day driving around waving ppl across the street then screaming APRIL FOOLS! out the window as i ran them over. 8:02 PM Apr 1st via txt
  14. Out back laying in the hammock staring at clouds when 2 flies landed on my chest doing it doggy style. 2:15 PM Mar 13th via txt
  15. When the truth is impossible to know, there are 2 choices. Decide what's true like a fool, or remain neutral & learn that which is greater. 5:47 AM Mar 9th via web
  16. @krisconstante1 yeah you wander around doing pointless stupid shit. the end. 2:05 PM Mar 5th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to krisconstante1
  17. @gargisgaca8 you were an accident 2:01 PM Mar 5th via PlayStation®Vita in reply to gargisgaca8
  18. Done with all that crazy out of town work. Relaxing now but looking forward to seeing everyone next weekend. 3:44 PM Mar 3rd via txt
  19. Wind so strong I lost my mushroom cap. Now it looks like the end of a garden hose. 10:24 AM Feb 25th via txt
  20. My PS Vita came today! Slick as hell man! 3:07 PM Feb 17th via txt