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danhollister

  1. That moment when you realize you're a senior in college and ughhhhh noooooo adulthood stay awayyyyyy. 1:13 PM May 23rd via web
  2. I was in a bad mood so I put on some Disney songs, shaved, took a shower, chugged an energy drink, and told the world to suck it. 4:57 PM May 21st via web
  3. I officially declare this summer as the Summer of Video Games. 2:13 PM May 17th via web
  4. The IHOP waitress recognized Lindsay and me and mentioned that we hadn't been in for a while. Not sure whether to be excited or devastated. 9:55 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. just took a shot with his dad for the first time ever as a toast to his grandfather Keith. Today is absolute amazing. I love my family. 8:38 PM May 11th via web
  6. Belle just complimented my muscles. I am dead. RIP me. 8:53 AM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Wearing my DTF tank, belting out to The Gospel Truth, and dancing around the apartment while I clean. Can it be summer forever? 12:01 PM May 1st via web
  8. I think my aspiration in life is to become a tobacco company executive. 8:47 AM May 1st via web
  9. It's 1:30 in the afternoon and I'm still in bed, eating frosting from the can, and playing video games. Sup, Summer 2K12. 10:34 AM Apr 30th via web
  10. Woke up, made coffee, studied, went to lunch, studied, made coffee, now more studying. Finals Week Spring 2K12, have mercy. I beg of you. 1:06 PM Apr 25th via web
  11. passed his jury! 8:28 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Went to class for the first time in months. Everyone who decided to attend today gets extra credit on the final. i43.tinypic.com/2qi02ro.gif 1:20 PM Apr 17th via web
  13. Jury sign up sheets are up. Only one thing to say at a time like this: may the odds be ever in your favor. 10:21 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I'm sorry, bank account, but let's be real. "Congratulations! You've registered your @GuildWars2 account!" 6:12 PM Apr 10th via web
  15. Music History TA announces that our final paper's due date has been pushed back 2 days. Class erupts into applause. 9:25 AM Apr 9th via web
  16. Who wants to hire me over the summer? Anyone? Anyone at all? I PROMISE I'LL PRETEND TO LIKE PEOPLE WHILE ON THE CLOCK. 6:27 PM Apr 4th via web
  17. Man, I love the parking garage at this point in the semester. Everyone's basically given up on classes so finding a spot is easy-peasy. 7:18 AM Apr 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I don't mean to brag, but my Wii Fit Plus personal trainer thinks I'm pretty great. 4:42 AM Mar 12th via web
  19. Personally, I don't give my money to corrupt organizations, but all I ask is that you educate yourself before following the latest fad. 1:21 PM Mar 7th via web
  20. just had an entire tour crowd cheer after hearing me sing on Landis. K. BAI. 1:33 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone