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I do not understand why I get intense sinus headaches these days. I don't like laying in bed cursing the light. Hippies: dietary change? 40 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@randimason: This PETA business has been in the papers around here for about 2 years. No one seems to care. 2:53 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to randimason
@darksong: Now I get it. The kids love The IT Crowd too, though I only allowed them to see select episodes. 6:02 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to darksong
@darksong: I love it. Didn't remember that bit, and assumed it couldn't possibly be as surely the reverse would be true. 5:50 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to darksong
@darksong: Now you tell me. 5:48 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to darksong
@darksong: I don't know what "Aunt Irma" is a euphemism for... 5:47 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to darksong
Elderly waitress just yelled at me for not wanting to hand her my empty glass that I planned to re-use. 5:15 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
I feel really bad for people who sit next to me at wedding receptions. 5:09 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
is in full on SAP mode. #waddlewaddlewaddle 5:03 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
Is it inevitable that a crowd above a certain size will be so loud that no one can hear each other? Couldn't we all speak at normal volume? 4:16 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@JoanofDarkKnits @fablor: Every time I hear sirens I lash myself to the mast and make all the deck hands stuff cotton in their ears. 2:52 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to JoanofDarkKnits
@bstiteler @birdchick: Congratulations to you both! 7:12 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to bstiteler
@bzrd: I made a very conflicted cultural anthropologist because it seemed so presumptuous to claim to understand anyone else's experience. 4:56 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to bzrd
@WoodsmanHans: Am I too late? Have you seen The Woman? 8:19 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to WoodsmanHans
@ShellyTOtter: As in, "The narwhal bacons at midnight." I wish I were making it up. 3:48 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to ShellyTOtter
@ShellyTOtter: It's a Reddit thing. All of it. Molly Ringwald de-lurked for an Ask Me Almost Anything, knew all the memes, was made queen. 3:42 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to ShellyTOtter
@wilw: Her AMAA was so great; I'm sure she's hip to what you're baconing. 3:25 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to wilw
@bzrd: I have never dared the audacity to mansplain. It seems terribly presumptuous. 3:22 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to bzrd
I got to geeksplain to Mrs. Fowlkes what "turtles all the way down" meant on last night's Awake. (Was anyone else still watching? The end!?) 2:27 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@jennatar: I believe that condition is called "being awesome"? 1:58 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to jennatar