danguyf
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wishes he could work both jobs concurrently, just to be super helpful.
about 17 hours ago
from Swift
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RT @ New post featuring @ =)
@ you are up there too!
8:42 AM Dec 1st
from Swift
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needs a haircut and new glasses. My barber is a Professor of Dentistry, of course; I wonder if he's a Professor of Optometry as well?
3:37 AM Nov 30th
from Swift
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is giving you license.
5:28 PM Nov 29th
from web
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shouldn't talk; he went out to the car and changed clothes to get around the one per family per day limit.
5:07 AM Nov 29th
from Swift
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is mildly peeved at stores that selectively enforce their two accessories per family per day policy. The lady behind me grabbed five. *sigh*
4:36 AM Nov 29th
from Swift
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got a 1920s player piano in good working condition (minus the player part) free from craigslist today!
5:59 PM Nov 28th
from web
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believes in Harvey Dent. (Yes, Virginia, there is a Two Face.)
7:11 PM Nov 27th
from web
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could not get the piano; the current owners are little people and could not help lift it into the van; will return in the morning with help.
5:39 PM Nov 27th
from web
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is going to pick up a free piano in an hour! Times like this I realize how useful local friends would be. Will use science instead of brawn.
12:01 PM Nov 27th
from web
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is trolling poorly reasoned anti-Twilight screeds for lulz.
10:28 AM Nov 27th
from Swift
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@: ps- SPOILER ALERT if you haven't read that story, btw. ^_^
9:27 AM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to bethofalltrades
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@: "...don't you know who that Fat Lady really is? ... Ah, buddy. Ah, buddy. It's Christ Himself." - Salinger, Franny & Zooey
9:26 AM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to bethofalltrades
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was never a fan of turkey.
6:41 AM Nov 26th
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is gleeful.
6:00 PM Nov 25th
from web
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married into a family that has INCREDIBLY LOUD PHONE VOICES.
4:39 PM Nov 25th
from web
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@: How many fingers am I holding up? \m/
3:41 PM Nov 25th
from Swift
in reply to bethofalltrades
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just had a slug of rum for the first time in nearly a decade. Mmmmm, tastes like high school.
3:40 PM Nov 25th
from Swift
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would like to live in a library. Are there libraries that need keepers, like lighthouses?
9:48 AM Nov 24th
from Swift
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@ keeps a tidy house and takes wonderful care of friends and family, human, feline, and otherwise.
9:32 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Dan Guy
- Location orbiting zeppelin
- Web http://www.fivesi...
- Bio successfully avoiding death since 1978!
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