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DanGurewitch

  1. @scottgairdner I know this sad truth first-hand: bit.ly/yqwBYA about 20 hours ago via web in reply to scottgairdner
  2. I discovered more YOLO-related phrases, from YOLOLO ("You Only LOL Once") to YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA, explained here: bit.ly/LqTnwz 9:09 AM May 26th via web
  3. Joseph Kony is here at the #webbys! Just saw him snarf back six toothpicked pineapple chunks 3:29 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  4. Concert was good til the end when Oates yelled "Oates & Hall, motherfucker!" & drunkenly fell face first off the stage onto a nursing mother 5:25 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  5. When I was your age, the Great Googa Mooga Festival was ABOUT something 4:56 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  6. @samreich @jenboseph @caldy @eaxford @marinarachael @JakeHurwitz @patrick_cassels @chmurph @jakeandamir @kevincorrigan @owenBparsons wieners 5:05 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to samreich
  7. Holding my hands expectantly beneath a manual faucet thinking it's a motion activated makes me feel like a spoiled alien 3:58 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  8. Advice to those at college graduations this weekend: look grads in the eye & solemnly say "Now is when the real work begins." They love that 2:09 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  9. Absolutely crazy: I just realized I haven't flushed a toilet since 8th grade 5:43 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  10. It's a good thing I hold myself to higher standards in life than I do in gift wrapping, or I would quite certainly be a meth addict 4:22 PM May 10th via Twitter for Android
  11. Concerned about you, @TheLaLaExec. Haven't heard a peep from you since you said you were going to kill yourself back on April 18. 9:41 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Dan Gurewitch
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.dangur...
  • Bio Comedian & writer (CollegeHumor, In Living Color); jester & minstrel (various European monarchies)
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