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I discovered more YOLO-related phrases, from YOLOLO ("You Only LOL Once") to YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA, explained here: bit.ly/LqTnwz9:09 AM May 26thvia web
Concert was good til the end when Oates yelled "Oates & Hall, motherfucker!" & drunkenly fell face first off the stage onto a nursing mother5:25 PM May 20thvia Twitter for Android
Holding my hands expectantly beneath a manual faucet thinking it's a motion activated makes me feel like a spoiled alien3:58 PM May 13thvia Twitter for Android
Advice to those at college graduations this weekend: look grads in the eye & solemnly say "Now is when the real work begins." They love that2:09 PM May 12thvia Twitter for Android
It's a good thing I hold myself to higher standards in life than I do in gift wrapping, or I would quite certainly be a meth addict4:22 PM May 10thvia Twitter for Android
TheLaLaExecHi @DanGurewitch. I'm still in the hospital. Too scared to shoot myself in the head. Ended up shooting off an ear. Very painful. Love it9:46 PM May 8thvia webRetweeted by DanGurewitch and 1 other