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Thanks @bleepbloopjeff and everyone for the well wishes. My intestines, upon reading your tweets, vowed to heal themselves.about 7 hours ago from web
@peteholmez Totally killed your CCP. Exciting to see you up there where you belong, sir.6:26 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
@CarissaLatona Say hi next time!9:14 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to CarissaLatona
Falling in love, falling asleep... what's the difference, really? http://bit.ly/2wTSGF12:04 PM Nov 2nd from web
@sothisistwitt3r Haha, she sure is.11:37 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to sothisistwitt3r
Making it hard on myself this year and going as a Goose Down Comforter Ghost.8:40 AM Oct 31st from web
@Thorud I promise I won't tell him.10:04 PM Oct 29th from web
Hey @khadx097! And thanks @DavidSWardell for the kind words, that was a really fun show.10:01 PM Oct 29th from web
@DisneyPixar So excited that you enjoyed/tweeted our parody of your intro! We're huge fans.12:19 PM Oct 23rd from web
Excited for Froochwitch & Dave at UCB tonight, improvising with two of my favorite gentlemen.3:31 PM Oct 21st from web
Pixar Intro Parody, written by me & Sam, CGI by Mike Ritchie. http://bit.ly/1YFrPO8:44 AM Oct 19th from web
@SteveLevitan You cracked the sitcom code with MF. My fellow CollegeHumor writers and I are inspired by it. Kudos!1:47 PM Oct 18th from web
I know I'm the last to the party but whoa, "Modern Family" is great. A worthy step forward for the age-old family sitcom format.6:01 PM Oct 16th from web
#pranked Could you guys keep it down (trying to watch redtube)4:42 PM Oct 15th from web
Balloon Boy gets scolded by his father after being found: http://bit.ly/1ggKRU #balloonboy #Falcon4:26 PM Oct 15th from web
HOLY SHIT Meghan McCain's breasts are stuck in a helium balloon above Colorado: http://bit.ly/FBaBb #balloonboy1:33 PM Oct 15th from web
"Letterman Sex Scandal Movie," written by me & David Young: http://bit.ly/4F52Vk9:04 AM Oct 13th from web
Our latest CH office sketch, "Stomp," is half comedy, half rhythmic performance art: http://tinyurl.com/ykzalv312:41 PM Oct 12th from web
I just saw a girl strip out of a gorilla outfit. Thanks Williamsburg!10:03 PM Oct 10th from mobile web
I love pencils. I have a saying: "You gotta look out for No. 1, and also, your pencil."10:53 AM Oct 8th from web

Name Dan Gurewitch
Location New York City
Web http://www.dangur...
Bio Comedy writer, actor, improviser, cuddlemuffin. More from me at www.dangurewitch.com.