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  1. @SteveLevitan Was excited to hear you liked my Seth MacFarlane short! Good to see Jake & Amir crusading on your behalf.
  2. Angry that I'm not performing with The Bishop right now. Have a good show, kids.
  3. http://twitpic.com/puc1d Dear participants in my friends' "RIP Dan Gurewitch" prank: my fake death briefly outdid Lady Gaga's fake death.
  4. RIP Dan Gurewitch. You were a good man with terrible, terrible friends.
  5. I'm alive, everyone. It's a good thing my mom doesn't have a Twitter account. Thanks @jakeandamir and @samreich!
  6. "Twilight: Three Wolf Moon," written by me and @sarahschneider and starring @evilhag: http://bit.ly/sT6dN
  7. Trying to decide whether the Bogart/Bacall charm in "The Big Sleep" is worth the story's complete incomprehensibility.
  8. Who sent me this adorable get-well teddy bear? Show yourself!
  9. "Seth MacFarlane's Secret," written by me: http://bit.ly/293Ar4
  10. Thanks @bleepbloopjeff and everyone for the well wishes. My intestines, upon reading your tweets, vowed to heal themselves.
  11. @peteholmez Totally killed your CCP. Exciting to see you up there where you belong, sir.
  12. @CarissaLatona Say hi next time!
  13. Falling in love, falling asleep... what's the difference, really? http://bit.ly/2wTSGF
  14. @sothisistwitt3r Haha, she sure is.
  15. Making it hard on myself this year and going as a Goose Down Comforter Ghost.
  16. @Thorud I promise I won't tell him.
  17. Hey @khadx097! And thanks @DavidSWardell for the kind words, that was a really fun show.
  18. @DisneyPixar So excited that you enjoyed/tweeted our parody of your intro! We're huge fans.
  19. Excited for Froochwitch & Dave at UCB tonight, improvising with two of my favorite gentlemen.
  20. Pixar Intro Parody, written by me & Sam, CGI by Mike Ritchie. http://bit.ly/1YFrPO