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andy_matuschak
I sometimes make up stories about the lives of some product inventors. "Klassy Kar" inventor: three shots of vodka every morning.
07:45 PM July 22, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Ellie's favorite song right now is Pixies' "Bone Machine." Which I sing really loud and in the style of Ethel Merman. Which *kills*.
07:05 PM July 22, 2008
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KathySierra
Companies looking for employees: don't hire a work-friendly brain...create brain-friendly work.
05:34 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
One day Back to My Mac will suddenly start working, and it'll be like the Professor getting his coconut radio to call Honolulu.
03:47 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
A Capgras moment: all the mean old Chinese ladies in my neighborhood have been replaced by exact — but slightly meaner — duplicates.
02:32 PM July 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Oh, MobileMe. I've already confused you, haven't I? Here, have some juice, and I'll go get the puppets so we can have our "Sync" talk again.
12:02 PM July 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Buddy Beacon," eh?
So, I can see where other portly white people are standing by themselves and staring at a phone?
_Sold_.
06:57 PM July 17, 2008
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wilshipley
I guess I'm not as concerned with children as other people. I mean, so what, they're young. Seems like an advantage, to me. Stop whining.
09:02 PM July 13, 2008
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stevenf
Hm, and Cap'n Crunch actively involves kids in crunchberry searches. I guess my theory is shot to hell.
09:18 AM July 08, 2008
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stevenf
All sugar cereal commercials reduce to either kids withholding the cereal from the mascot, or the mascot withholding the cereal from kids.
08:13 AM July 08, 2008
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danielpunkass
Among other things, Juno had the most "made for me" soundtrack of any movie I've ever seen.
12:18 AM June 28, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Enterprise" is how people who like golf pronounce "company," @stevenf.
03:39 PM June 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Persistence can be a blessed virtue — provided you're not a huge dick." ~ Dale Carnegie (1937)
10:11 PM May 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Every time I hear the word "Cosplay," I imagine super-cute Japanese girls dressing up like Bill Cosby. Which I would find AMAZINGLY hot.
04:45 PM May 03, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Pretty sure I could get really into an au jus-flavored energy drink. I'd market it as "Beef'd-Up™" or maybe "Steer Slammers!™"
11:03 AM May 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Balloon bouquets are a festive way to say "Can you discard some latex for me in a couple days?"
06:04 PM April 30, 2008
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wilshipley
I want Merlin Mann and Guy English on a panel at MacWorld, and only say "Listen, Mann.." "I'm not your Mann, Guy," "I'm not your Guy, Mann."
06:21 PM April 18, 2008
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Moltz
I don't really think Obama was condescending to anyone but, frankly, the kind of folk who gave us Bush twice cannot be over-condescended to.
07:50 AM April 16, 2008
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Moltz
No, no, no, it was the Pope and a teenage kid and a *monkey* and they were roaming a post-apocalyptic earth in a van. *That's* what it was.
09:42 PM April 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Caught a quick lunch with the olympic torch. I had the reuben and she had to hide from a hippie with a whistle.
01:59 PM April 09, 2008
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