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  1. Cookie mag is no more. Now what am I gonna look at to say "Why the hell would you spend $2000 on a dress for a kid??" *sad face* about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. @kate_the_great Funny, I hadn't heard of FourSquare until about 10 mins ago! 8:31 AM Dec 21st from Brizzly in reply to kate_the_great
  3. Incidentally, so can that pervy guy who was pondering aloud whether or not the bonobos had been recently viewing pornos. 9:20 PM Dec 20th from Brizzly
  4. Scientists say that bonobos have sex for pleasure. I can attest to that. So can all the screaming mothers at the zoo circa Jan 2001. 9:18 PM Dec 20th from Brizzly
  5. Catching up on "Dexter" (only on Season 2) and doing some graphics work. Pretty good night so far. 7:57 PM Dec 19th from Brizzly
  6. Absolutely love that @jonathancoulton's "Re: Your Brains" is in L4D2. Woot! 6:52 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  7. @SML828 now that is an interesting name! Dig it though. B or g? And what's it mean? 4:35 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  8. @mattsledge Snow panickers give people like me, who actually NEED milk and bread due to it being payday, a bad rap! 4:29 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  9. WOO! Bourbon balls! 9:48 AM Dec 18th from Brizzly
  10. Agh. Need my computer to work as fast as me instead of being a jerk! Too much to do! 8:28 AM Dec 18th from Brizzly
  11. RT @louieslegacy: Can't foster, adopt or donate? HELP W TRANSPORT - this Fri, Pit mix needs to go Long Island NY to Westchester Co., NY 6:41 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  12. I highly recommend NOT eating a cupcake when nauseous for several days, despite how harmless it may have looked. 10:47 AM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  13. RT @cetconnect: Our friends @ Cincy Public Radio are looking for pianos to be used 4 the "Play Me I'm Yours" project. http://bit.ly/8cq2sa. 10:34 AM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  14. @jeniheartsgirls Aw, ignore them. I see more childless adults at animated flicks than ones with kids! Cartoons are awesome! 8:17 AM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to jeniheartsgirls
  15. @prblog I highly recommend giving it a read...good stuff so far! 6:50 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly in reply to prblog
  16. Bleck. Been tired and sick to my stomach all day. And yesterday too. Sigh. 4:09 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  17. HAHAHAHA! RT @FakeAPStylebook: The British spelling of "color" is "Blimey, color, I say! What ho!" 1:06 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  18. @amynotlp In rice? Never heard of that before. Does that work? 7:59 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly in reply to amynotlp
  19. Whoa..I think the meds I took for my back have finally kicked in...wooo plllllffft. 8:23 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  20. LISTEN! I'M WEARING MY SERIOUS PANTS HERE. YOU CAN TELL BY THE CAPITAL LETTERS! Now, I'm only half-serious. 8:43 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly