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  1. Cookie mag is no more. Now what am I gonna look at to say "Why the hell would you spend $2000 on a dress for a kid??" *sad face*
  2. @kate_the_great Funny, I hadn't heard of FourSquare until about 10 mins ago!
  3. Incidentally, so can that pervy guy who was pondering aloud whether or not the bonobos had been recently viewing pornos.
  4. Scientists say that bonobos have sex for pleasure. I can attest to that. So can all the screaming mothers at the zoo circa Jan 2001.
  5. Catching up on "Dexter" (only on Season 2) and doing some graphics work. Pretty good night so far.
  6. Absolutely love that @jonathancoulton's "Re: Your Brains" is in L4D2. Woot!
  7. @SML828 now that is an interesting name! Dig it though. B or g? And what's it mean?
  8. @mattsledge Snow panickers give people like me, who actually NEED milk and bread due to it being payday, a bad rap!
  9. WOO! Bourbon balls!
  10. Agh. Need my computer to work as fast as me instead of being a jerk! Too much to do!
  11. RT @louieslegacy: Can't foster, adopt or donate? HELP W TRANSPORT - this Fri, Pit mix needs to go Long Island NY to Westchester Co., NY
  12. I highly recommend NOT eating a cupcake when nauseous for several days, despite how harmless it may have looked.
  13. RT @cetconnect: Our friends @ Cincy Public Radio are looking for pianos to be used 4 the "Play Me I'm Yours" project. http://bit.ly/8cq2sa.
  14. @jeniheartsgirls Aw, ignore them. I see more childless adults at animated flicks than ones with kids! Cartoons are awesome!
  15. @prblog I highly recommend giving it a read...good stuff so far!
  16. Bleck. Been tired and sick to my stomach all day. And yesterday too. Sigh.
  17. HAHAHAHA! RT @FakeAPStylebook: The British spelling of "color" is "Blimey, color, I say! What ho!"
  18. @amynotlp In rice? Never heard of that before. Does that work?
  19. Whoa..I think the meds I took for my back have finally kicked in...wooo plllllffft.
  20. LISTEN! I'M WEARING MY SERIOUS PANTS HERE. YOU CAN TELL BY THE CAPITAL LETTERS! Now, I'm only half-serious.