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danfpatrick

  1. Lady Gaga 'Telephone' video -- girls in prison -- "in consultation" with Quentin Tarantino -- w/ Beyonce -- awesome. http://bit.ly/dCNVm3
  2. Men's Health caught using same cover lines repeatedly. "The MH cover is a Coke can. It doesn't change, nor should it." http://bit.ly/6TcReF
  3. Men's Health caught using same cover lines repeatedly. "The MH cover is a Coke can. It doesn't change, nor should it." http://bit.ly/6TcReF
  4. This gave me a massive hit of nostalgia ("a longing for the past, often in idealized form"). Remember it? Owned it? http://bit.ly/8P9zbO
  5. This gave me a massive hit of nostalgia ("a longing for the past, often in idealized form"). Remember it? Owned it? http://bit.ly/8P9zbO
  6. Dr. Seuss: "Alwys go to *yourself* for criticism. If you ask advice from 2 many othr people, you no longer r yourself." http://bit.ly/8L07k5
  7. Dr. Seuss: "Alwys go to *yourself* for criticism. If you ask advice from 2 many othr people, you no longer r yourself." http://bit.ly/8L07k5
  8. what kind of lubricant do you use on a keyboard with sticky keys? oil probably is bad. silicone maybe?
  9. RT @daily_finance Palin jogging suit photographer seems to have violated Aug 2010 embargo with sale to Newsweek http://bit.ly/1djiJh
  10. http://twitpic.com/pw9rw - This week's Newsweek cover featuring Sarah Palin in cute jogging outfit.
  11. Future's Guitar Aficionado makes Samir "Mr. Magazine" Husni's 15 most notable magazine launches of the year. http://bit.ly/V28Cr
  12. @PrenticeGede Smithsonian!
  13. "We ask Google for directions to Burger King. We ask Google whether it's all right to sleep with our cousin." http://bit.ly/4A4vBP
  14. Andre Agassi: "I hate tennis, hate it with a dark and secret passion, and always have." http://bit.ly/48wRvv
  15. "Our advice is to never cook after drinking - please prepare a sandwich before you go out or get a takeaway instead." http://bit.ly/3jlIfS
  16. Damn you @belsaas now it's in my head, thanks. I won't say what it is out of consideration for my 46 loyal followers.
  17. Just nominated overheardinthenewsroom.com for Best Site for Journalists http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  18. Google thought about buying the New York Times. http://bit.ly/YDmdZ
  19. Is there anything marketers won't put ads on? Tiny banner ads dangling from flies buzzing around a German trade show. http://bit.ly/hEmzb
  20. Just spent $70 (ouch!) on tickets to the San Jose Star Trek exhibit for me and my two boys.
  21. Hitler ordered Darges to kill the fly. But Darges said it was airborne so the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant. http://bit.ly/2Jj8DL
  22. "Only 'aggregation' is profitable. It's a freak variant of Darwinism -- the survival of the parasitic." http://bit.ly/3iiwSP
  23. Creepy robot videos via Fast Company http://bit.ly/1akWpU