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Adding lot's of dates http://www.substantialstand... - in ATL with Chris Hardwick next month too. Come out!about 2 hours ago from TwitterGadget
the homerun derby was way too long last night.about 9 hours ago from TwitterGadget
In honor of #MMHI I'm watching "Wet Hot" and "Ed" all friggin' day. Oh, and wishing I was as funny as Kumail...about 10 hours ago from TwitterGadget
i just read a press copy of @garyvee 's book "Crush It". A must read for ANYONE even remotely thinking about succeeding in the next 20 yrs.about 11 hours ago from TwitterGadget
up and at 'em. lot's to get accomplished today. definitely shouldn't put whiskey in the coffee today :]about 11 hours ago from TwitterGadget
Hey @espn . St. Louis Legends without McGuire? Get real. You made him the legend and you leave him out tonight? Not cool. Not cool at all.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@jensfilipsson - try it! it's easy... :]12:40 PM Jul 13th from TwitterGadget in reply to jensfilipsson
Making a ton of pesto! http://twitpic.com/a8jjo9:56 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
dream - i was in a gun fight with philip seymour hoffman. he was on my side and had a great death performance. turned childlike at the end.6:01 AM Jul 13th from TwitterGadget
@APReimer - your life will now change for the better...7:53 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to APReimer
@iamltr - cool. bama here.7:47 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to iamltr
The closer for the Cardinals looks like an idiot with that thing on his face. Shave it bro.7:41 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget
@iamltr - southern? where are you from?7:29 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to iamltr
had fun today with @stuckeymurray (minus murray) not that i didn't have fun with JM, he just wasn't there. he's always a blast. always. :]6:56 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget
@stuckeymurray http://twitpic.com/9buwm - i think this is my favorite just for the contrast of piggly wiggly and fuse.6:54 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic
@DannyTRS @alexalbrecht - i second that. lost boys...6:42 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to DannyTRS
@erockappel - YES!!! It's like Chucky Cheese and Kenny G made sweet, creative, creepy love!!6:41 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to erockappel
@erockappel - your nightmares are showing as "disabled by request" which, oddly enough, is how my waking life is. :]6:34 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to erockappel
RT @friedmanjon: Kim Jong-il's cancer is reminding me of a "Lost" plotline.6:20 PM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget
(cue sarcasm) I CAN'T believe it!! Dick Cheney is a dirty politician.7:38 AM Jul 12th from TwitterGadget

Name danfontaine
Location Brooklyn
Web http://www.danfon...
Bio Stand up comedian, writer and host of Late Night Substantial.

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