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daneder

  1. You cannot sew tinfoil into underwear. Today I learned this the hard (and sharp) way. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. watch an all new parks and rec tonight! On NBC! On television! 5:47 PM Jan 12th via web
  3. it's a bad year to be an evil dictator. in.reuters.com/article/2011/1… however, it's a great year to be a pepper spray or anti-riot baton salesman 5:31 PM Dec 5th, 2011 via web
  4. "It's all just Chinese to me." - A Chinese Person (translated from the Chinese) 5:13 PM Dec 1st, 2011 via web
  5. hey guys, the stock market had a really awesome day today. (from now on i'm only tweeting about things that are meaningless) 4:10 PM Nov 30th, 2011 via web
  6. "I wonder what my doppleganger will look like." - me, saying something stupid. 5:23 PM Nov 21st, 2011 via web
  7. Am I the only one who feels let down that next season's Top Chef is in Canada and not La Cañada? Let's take risks people! 6:23 PM Nov 17th, 2011 via web
  8. "You don't know me!" - anonymous 6:13 PM Nov 17th, 2011 via web
  9. should i see tower heist tonight, or should i shove my face into a pot full of boiling hot vegetable oil? you decide! text in your votes! 6:27 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via web
  10. watch parks and recreation tonight on NBC! a fine programme. #parksandrec 7:28 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via web
  11. How to Be an Inoperable Brain Tumor #depressingsitcoms 6:12 PM Oct 7th, 2011 via web
  12. #parksandrec at 830pm tonight on NBC! Great episode! 7:30 PM Oct 6th, 2011 via web
  13. the most often overlooked sandwich ingredient? love. you think i was gonna say something lame like salt and pepper? (salt and pepper is #2) 1:29 PM Oct 6th, 2011 via web
  14. Watch Parks and Recreation tonight, 8:30pm on the ole' Peacock! 6:12 PM Sep 29th, 2011 via web
  15. dudez: parks and recreation premiers in two days on NBC! 8:30pm! 2:05 PM Sep 20th, 2011 via web
  16. THE INTERNET: Want to see the world's biggest afro? ME: Yes. Yes I would. 5:42 PM Sep 16th, 2011 via web
  17. what's with animals always looking for food, amiright? 11:06 AM Sep 1st, 2011 via web
  18. The Purple Rose of Karen #WoodyAllenPornos 2:22 PM Aug 31st, 2011 via web