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Just got carded when buying cigarettes. The server was literally cross-eyed but I'm calling it a compliment.11:47 PM May 15thvia Microsoft
Saw a modest cleaning company van. Their tag line: "Trust a better cleaning company"7:57 PM May 14thvia Microsoft
One day, I hope someone names their kid 'Micheal', just to fuck everyone else up.10:56 PM May 13thvia web
When seeing the inflated prices of streetside flower vendors I get the uneasy feeling that I'm in the wrong business.5:28 PM May 12thvia Microsoft
I sear the moment @BarackObama said he supported Same Sex Marriage, the world heard Mitt sigh "...fuck"8:30 AM May 10thvia web
The Herald Sun should rename itself 'tales from Tony Abbott's arse' - just give us the numbers and let us decide.12:48 AM May 9thvia Tweetbot for iOS
"Cheetahs attack as husband takes pictures" sounds like a movie from Micheal Bay. There will be 137 cameras on the cheetah and no backstory.4:29 AM May 6thvia web
I'm watching Cady help Mummy make ANZAC biscuits. She it a good stirrer!8:39 PM Apr 24thvia web
Just as I start to feel like I'm getting a grasp of all things in my life, along comes a new ep of #Fringe to say - Nope! Fuck you, asshole!9:12 AM Apr 24thvia web